Ten minutes ago, Vala had been very busy distracting and annoying SG-1’s archeologist.  She loved to torment him with innuendo in front of his colleagues.  She knew he didn’t really mind, not when ll the base thought that she and he were an item. They just didn’t know any better.
    Ten minutes ago, Vala had been called away.  She had reported to her quarters.  Now she sat and waited.  She watched the blonde in the doorway backing into the room, leading a gray metal cart.
    “Your supposed to close your eyes.”  Sam said, catching Vala admiring the way she filled out her BDU’s.  Vala sighed and closed her eyes.  When Sam gave her the okay, she opened her eyes to see the cart in front of her, on top sat a box shaped object covered by a small blanket. 
    “Ready?”  The colonel asked.  Vala nodded.  “Surprise!”  Sam pulled the clothe off the object.  Vala looked at what had lain underneath, raised an eyebrow, and looked back up at Sam.  “What? You don’t like him?”  The blonde’s face fell.
    “What is it?”  Vala asked.
    “It’s a bunny!  You said you wanted a pet that was like you…”  Sam’s voice trailed off.
    “You think I have big droopy ears.”
    “No!”
    “So I have big feet.”
    “No!”
    “I smell.”  Vala laughed as Sam threw her head back and groaned.  She got up and went to her, pulling Sam into her embrace and swaying with her.  “I’m joking.  I think he’s adorable.”
    “Really?”
    “Really.”  Vala said and leaned in to kiss the other woman.  Sam pulled back at the last second.
    “Because you know, rabbits are cute, soft, and they bounce and that’s why I picked them…”  Vala placed a finger on Sam’s lips.
    “And they scratch and fall completely unconscious after they’ve had fantastic sex.”  The brunette winked.  “Now if you don’t kiss me, I’ll have to start scratching.”  Vala dug her fingernails into the fabric at Sam’s lower back for emphasis.