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Merry Christmas from the heart of my bottom. Ho. (December 24, 2006) |
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We're all screwed. My exclusive interview with Heather Wilson and Patricia Madrid. (October 31, 2006) |
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Unleash your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me. (October 16, 2006) |
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Evolution: The debate is over. If only biologists had thought of experimenting on cars... (September 27, 2006) |
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Up yours, Albuquerque. Worst. City. Ever. (September 22, 2006) |
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Libel: An earnest apology. Bob, I regret some of the things I said to you earlier... (September 15, 2006) |
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No, seriously, don't marry a career woman. Did anybody bother to READ the Forbes article? (September 3, 2006) |
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Campaign ads are good for America. ...because they send the right message to voters. (August 17, 2006) |
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John Leo should be unemployed. For what he gets paid, you could probably feed some kids or buy a cup of coffee or something. (August 10, 2006) |
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Lame. Local. Leak-taking. Part 3: How would you be able to live without your local news team? Pretty well, thanks. (August 5, 2006) |
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How to waste a perfectly good FCC license. Part 2: Apparently radio audiences don't know what's good for them. (August 4, 2006) |
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So is Albuquerque just illiterate, or what? Part 1: What would it take to get a REAL morning paper around here? (August 3, 2006) |
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Bumper stickers have nothing on me. Honk if your entire personality can be summed up on a 3x12 sticker! (July 18, 2006) |
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Enough with the fireworks already. Isn't one night good enough for you people? (July 7, 2006) |
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I can't make up this kind of crap. Not all the weird comic books are Japanese. (June 22, 2006) |
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Someone call the White House, I know how to win the
war on terror. Who says weird old ladies don't know anything? I do. (June 14, 2006) |
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I hate air. What, you think I'm kidding? (June 7, 2006) |
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Ditch the ritalin, this time I'll pander to YOUR
attention span. Try not to endanger your infant in line for giblets while you read this. (June 5, 2006) |
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I'm too lazy to see very many movies. Just because I've only seen one of these doesn't make my opinion invalid. (May 28, 2006) |
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The Da Vinci Code movie review. Humanity itself is the reviewer of this movie. (May 24, 2006) |
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Tips for an All-American vacation. Hint: none of them involve courtesy. (May 17, 2006) |
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A small sampler of my life. ...as it relates to e-mail. (May 9, 2006) |
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Why do term projects have to blow
so much? I never thought I would come to appreciate multiple-choice finals so much. (May 1, 2006) |
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People I like. Did YOU make the cut? (April 27, 2006) |
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Don't bother reading this, it's already been said. It's certainly news to *me*. (April 24, 2006) |
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My drawing of the prophet Mohammed. It's totally offensive and stuff. (April 21, 2006) |
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The horrible, obvious truth about body sprays. Those ads just might not be entirely accurate. (April 18, 2006) |
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Libel: Get used to it. You too can be a victim. (April 15, 2006) |
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Who needs integrity when you have red states? Rhymes with "Spillary Linton" and "Sean McBane." (April 14, 2006) |
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Fifty minutes is a lot to ask. What people do with their scholarships. (April 10, 2006) |
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