The Wiccan-Loving Lesbians are unorthodox Republicans, fiercely conservative yet shockingly bizarre in their religious and sexual practices. They apparently have no reason for being conservative, they just are. Otherwise known as Kerry and Sandy, the W.L.L. are somewhat unsuccessful lobbyists for the Wiccan-industrial complex. Strengths: Powers of transformation (limited); lesbian wiles; weapons, or whatever the hell she's supposed to be holding Weaknesses: Lack of fashion sense; lack of marketable job skills; bitter feud with the Society for Creative Anachronisms |