Issue three is up. We're going to meet some new characters today and in the weeks ahead. Not at the same
time, though. There's only so much space in each panel.
I know I promised you a new comic every Sunday, but frankly...no.
I'm sorry to retract my promise, which is a real cheese-dick thing to do, but I just don't have enough time to keep pumping these out on a weekly basis. So from now on, I'll publish a new comic whenever I get a chance. Check back often.
10/17/2006
Sorry about the downtime. Would yet another joke at Ann's expense make you feel better? What if it was also at a certain governor's expense?
It would help? Boy, are you in luck!
10/1/2006
In a rare bit of Predator news, there's a possibility that a certain non-office-holding action star might get a role in Predator 3. I know most people don't like Predator 2 as much as the first movie, but would you hate me for saying that Danny Glover was kinda cool? How 'bout Samuel L. Jackson? ("I have HAD it with..." etc.)
On the plus side, the same article says that Alien vs. Predator 2 will take after James Cameron's Aliens. Meaning that it'll be...good?
Please?
9/24/2006
I never would have thought to describe Ann Coulter as "uplifting," but there you go.
My favorite excerpt: “She doesn’t pull any punches. I think she should run for President!”
Yeah, but if she doesn't think women should be able to vote, why would you think she'd want a woman to be president? Stop insulting Ann, you traitor.
9/17/2006
To all those who thought I would give up on Coulter vs. Predator after a couple of issues...this comic goes to eleven.
Enjoy now a random thing about Ann Coulter. It doesn't have much to do with anything, I just feel obliged to link to stuff once in a while.
9/10/2006
Today's issue is my tenth one. Feel free to send me money in commemoration.
9/3/2006
Finally, somebody shows a little appreciation for Ann.
8/27/2006
If you can be bothered to look at the sidebar, there's a new character. No, don't feel obligated to look or anything. I would hate to inconvenience you or something, you bastard.
...
Sorry. It's been a long week. I didn't mean to use my angry voice.
Why don't you read Issue #8 and forget we had this little conversation.
There are also new links for said character, you jackass.
8/20/2006
Enjoy Issue #7 or go to hell.
Just in case you weren't aware, Ann Coulter's views aren't those of MSNBC. Glad they cleared that up for us.
8/13/2006
Issue #6 is posted.
If you want a nice, clean, pretty look at all the comics, don't forget to check out the Comic Index.
8/7/2006
8/6/2006
Good news, everyone!
Calista Flockhart's going to be back on TV. Hooray!
She's going to play a conservative TV pundit. Sound like Ann Coulter? Well, IT'S NOT! BECAUSE ANN ISN'T ANOREXIC! HER WEIGHT IS HEALTHY!! HER TEAM OF DOCTORS SAYS SO!!!
Also, said the show's producer, because "She's not insane."
7/30/2006
You already figured out that I have like six links to get you to the latest comic, right? So you don't need me to keep reminding you.
If there was a chance before that I wasn't going to Hell when I die, I probably lost it with today's comic. Although Ann will probably be there to keep me company if she doesn't learn to read. Maybe Chris Matthews already knows that.
On the plus side, she's finally figured out what's wrong with Bill Clinton.
7/23/2006
Issue three is up. We're going to meet some new characters today and in the weeks ahead. Not at the same
time, though. There's only so much space in each panel.
If you'd like to learn more about this week's characters, check out Witches' Voices, a surprisingly well-organized website. In fact, I like it more than Ann's. Say what you will about those Mother-Earth worshipping hippie-chick pie wagons, they're good at web design.
7/16/2006
Issue two is now posted. Nothing good ever happens on Sundays, so let's just say there'll be a new comic
every Sunday from now on, okay? Okay. Sounds good. Right.
Turns out Ann Coulter absolutely definitely didn't plagiarize any material for her book Godless or her syndicated columns, because her publisher said she didn't. Not only that, but that the accusations are "as trivial and meritless as they are irresponsible."
See? Case closed. All you whiners go do something responsible, like bag a hooker or drive drunk.
7/11/2006
Welcome to Coulter vs. Predator. This is the main page, where you'll find announcements, news, and links to new comics. If you're one of those impatient types, you can click on the Last button on the top bar to see the newest comic. Since there's only one comic right now you could hit First too. This site will look so much cooler when I have more comics posted.
For more information about the site, check out the Premise page.
Enough reading. Check out Issue #1:
