The December 2016 newsletter - Text Version 

Updated 29-Nov-2016 = Copyright (c) 2016 Corvairs of New Mexico  

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   DECEMBER 2016 / VOLUME 42 / NUMBER 12 / ISSUE #495  
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Tony Fiore Memorial Chapter Newsletter Award, First Place, 2005
Tony Fiore Memorial Chapter Newsletter Award, Third Place, 2010
Tony Fiore Memorial Chapter Newsletter Award, First Place, 2012

EDITOR: Jim Pittman

NEXT MEETING:           Wednesday, December 7th, 2016 at 7:00 PM
North Domingo Baca Multigenerational Center, Wyoming & Carmel NE

THIS MONTH:
 President's Message ................................ John Wiker
 Corrales Harvest Festival Corvair Display ........ Ray Trujillo
 Dues Due ................................. Membership Committee
 November Meeting Minutes ........................ Anne Mae Gold
 November Board Meeting .......................... Anne Mae Gold
 Three Strikes Yer Out! At Wallmart ................ Robert Gold
 October Car Council Meeting ....................... Robert Gold
 Taos Tri-State 2017 Topics # 3 .................... Terry Price
 It Kind of Feels Like Deja-Vu: VW Jetta Diesel .. Fred Edeskuty
 A Tale About Emissions Testing .................... Robert Gold
 Birthdays & Anniversaries ................ Membership Committee
 Treasury Report ................................... Robert Gold
 Calendar of Coming Events .................. Board of Directors
 December Issues, 7, 14, 21, 28, 35 Years Ago ... Club Historian
 Index of Enchanted Corvairs Newsletter for 2016 ........ Editor
COVER: Ray and his sons Isaac & Julian Brought Corvairs to Corrales

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OFFICERS and VOLUNTEERS
 President:       John Wiker    505-899-3076         wikerj63  yahoo.com
 Vice-Pres:       Lube Lubert   505-256-9331    williamlubert  gmail.com
 Secretary:   Anne Mae Gold     505-268-6878        beisbol30  msn.com
 Treasurer:     Robert Gold     505-268-6878        beisbol30  msn.com
 Car Council:   Robert Gold     505-268-6878        beisbol30  msn.com
 Merchandise:   Vickie Hall     505-865-5574 patandvickiehall  q.com
 Membership:     Larry Yoffee   505-321-5909         corsa180  gmail.com
 Newsletter:       Jim Pittman  505-275-2195             jimp  unm.edu
 Old Route 66:    Lube Lubert   505-256-9331    williamlubert  gmail.com
 Past President: David Huntoon  505-281-9616        corvair66  aol.com
 Past President:   Ray Trujillo 505-839-7436              ray  bpsabq.com
 Past VP:        Tarmo Sutt     505-690-2046            tarmo  juno.com

MEETINGS:  First Wednesday of each Month at 7:00 PM
   North Domingo Baca Multigenerational Center, Wyoming & Carmel NE

INTERNET: CORSA's home page: www.corvair.org/
              CNM's newsletters: www.unm.edu/~jimp/
           Steve Gongora's page: www.corvair.org/chapters/chapter871/
       Larry Yoffee's home page: www.corsaturbo180usa.com/
New Mexico Council of Car Clubs: www.nmcarcouncil.com/

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DUES            CNM: 12 months = $25.00 -or- 26 months = $ 50.00
SCHEDULE:     CORSA: 12 months = $45.00 -or- 26 months = $ 90.00
        CNM & CORSA: 12 months = $70.00 -or- 26 months = $140.00

DUES DUE DATES DECEMBER 2016

DUE LAST MONTH ====================== INACTIVE DATE
2016.11         (none)                 25-DEC-2016

DUE THIS MONTH ====================== INACTIVE DATE
2016.12               David Huntoon    25-JAN-2017
2016.12       Janet & Steve Johnson    25-JAN-2017
2016.12   Mary Alice & Tibi Scheflow    25-JAN-2017
2016.12               Larry Yoffee     25-JAN-2017

DUE NEXT MONTH ====================== INACTIVE DATE
2017.01        Nancy & Russ McDuffie    25-FEB-2017
2017.01       Carolyn & Dan Palmer     25-FEB-2017
2017.01     Brenda & Hurley Wilvert    25-FEB-2017

DUE FEBRUARY 2017 =================== INACTIVE DATE
2017.02    Barbara & Gordon Johnson    25-MAR-2017
2017.02              Victor Sanchez    25-MAR-2017
2017.02    Lilian & Timothy Shortle    25-MAR-2017

Send your Dues to:
	CNM Treasurer
	c/o Robert Gold
	1301 Valencia NE
	Albuquerque, NM 87110

Past due memberships become inactive after a one-month grace period. The Club
will mail in your National Dues if you send us the renewal form from your
Communique.

As of 26-NOV-2016 we have  48  active family memberships.

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PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE
John Wiker

Well hello folks. How is everyone doing? I am sure glad the voting is over and
the smear messages have stopped along with all the unsolicited phone calls. Even
worse is my inability to overcome the hour fall back from Daylight Saving. Now
instead of waking up at 05:30, I'm up at 04:30. Will it ever end?

A big thank you goes out to Rita & Steve Gongora. Once again they proved to be
outstanding hosts at our annual Bingo night. Although there were only 19 Corvair
members there, the crowd swelled to about 30 with the Gongoras' relatives and
employees participating. Word has it that the Bingo brought in $94 and the
Silent Auction raised $124. I'm sure that our treasurer will have a more exact
accounting in his report. Thanks to Anne Mae for sorting the auction bills and
thanks to Vickie for volunteering to take all the items not bid on to the
Storehouse, our designated non-profit organization that we are donating to this
year at our Christmas party. Our Christmas party is the 10th of December at 2:30
at the Highland Senior Center, hosted by past president Ray Trujillo.

By the time you read this, my wife and I will be in New York watching the
THANKSGIVING PARADE live for the first time -- one of her bucket list wishes.
Look for us, we will be shivering and waving a New Mexico flag. Until next time,
goodby.

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CORRALES HARVEST FESTIVAL CAR SHOW
Ray Trujillo

Hello everyone!

At our October membership meeting I informed members of the Corrales Harvest
Festival taking place on Sunday, October 16th. I asked who would be able to
attend with their Corvairs for display and no one raised their hand as most had
other plans. Since I had already promised Denise Stramel, the event chairwoman,
that CNM would have some Corvairs there for the show I then went into scramble
mode to drum up some members to attend but to no avail. Anyway, I then thought,
call your boys and convince them to drive their Corvairs to the show with me. To
make a long story short they came and we had a great time showing our Corvairs
and also enjoyed much of the festival's offerings. The festival is a really
family fun event and hopefully next year it will be something our club can
participate in again.

-- Ray

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November General Membership Meeting Minutes - 2016.11.02
Anne Mae Gold
Called to order at 7:02 PM

President: The spelling of the name of our newest member is Carl Clasmeyer. We
had 3 guests, John introduced all the old time members. The guests were Ray
Gonzales, Rick Gonzales, Robert Moore. John approved the current non-elected
board members.

VP: Old Route 66 cleanup had about 6 people, 11 bags of trash plus one tire were
picked up. Ollie Scheflow's daughter was there. She would like to have people
come out to the Scheflows' in Corrales and buy Corvair parts.

Treasurer: We have $4,895.46 in the account.

Editor: The deadline for the newsletter is Friday November 25 at 9:00 PM. Jim
shared that, according to AUTOMOBILE Magazine, a 1965 "Spyder Corsa" was sold at
auction for $33,000! A rare bird, indeed!

Tri-State: June 2-4 in Taos at Kachina Lodge. Rooms include breakfast, rooms are
either $89 or $99. Call between 9:00 AM and 3:00 PM. There is a brew pub next
door to the hotel. Fifty-five spaces are being set aside for the car show.
Please keep an eye on the newsletter for updates from Terry. Larry and Terry are
working on setting up the webpage at corsaturbo180usa.com When you go to the
site, the first page should be about the Taos Tri-State. Larry has been working
on the T-shirt logos. There will be short and long sleeved T-shirts only and in
2 or 3 colors. No golf shirts. More information later.

Car Council: NMCCC had its last meeting for the year. The Challenger Club became
a member of the NMCCC. The Swap Meet netted more than $5,000. Next year's Swap
Meet will be held September 23-25, 2017. The Museum Car Show will be May 21,
2017. They will be celebrating the museum's 50th anniversary. Any car from 1967
will have special parking up front.

Merchandise: Vickie sold a $5 Car and Feeding book and $1 for Jim's Automobile
magazine.

Membership: Larry offered membership forms to the possible new members. Larry
suggests that we look into having a rally next year.

Upcoming Events:
11/05 Bingo/Potluck/Silent Auction at House of Covers at 5:00 PM
11/16 Board meeting, 5:00 PM at Highland Senior Center
12/10 Christmas party at Highland Senior Center, 2:30 PM.
	Club will provide ham and posole, membership please
	bring sides and desserts. Bring friends and family.

Past Events:
Old Route 66 cleanup.
Club lunch at Ribs in Cedar Crest, 14 members showed up.
Corrales Harvest Festival -- no one has heard if this happened.

Miscellaneous:
The Storehouse will be our recipient for our Christmas donation project as well
as any donations left over from the auction. Vickie will be collecting the
items. The Storehouse accepts anything and everything, except for furniture.
Who would like to organize the 43rd Anniversary dinner in March?

The 50/50 was won by Robert Gold, the pot was $17. All of it was donated to the
Sunshine Committee.

Adjourned at 8:06 PM.

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NOVEMBER BOARD MEETING MINUTES - 2016.11.16
Anne Mae Gold

Tonight's meeting was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Present: John, Lube, Jim, Terry, Ray, Anne Mae, Robert

The current balance in CNM's account is $5,048.16

Up-coming events:  Christmas Party Potluck on December 10 at 2:30 PM at the
Highland Senior Center on Monroe NE.  The club will provide the main dish.
Members are asked to bring side dishes and desserts.

Please suggest any events you would like to participate in to John Wiker or Lube
Lubert.

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   BOARD MEETING MINUTES ADDENDUM
   Jim Pittman

   Note: the "unforeseen circumstances" that Anne Mae referred to at the
   board meeting started when Heula fell on her way to the restroom. The
   confusion of attending to her, calling 911, waiting for the EMTs and
   the ambulance and getting her on the way to Presbyterian Hospital pretty
   much torpedoed the meeting. After a fun stay of many hours in the ER and
   then in the hospital (if you believe the "fun" part of this story I know
   of a very fine bridge up in Taos County, wonderful view, outstanding
   construction and in good repair, affordable price, that my realtor will
   be happy to sell you) she is feeling much better now. Nothing broken, no
   lasting damage, she is slowly but steadily recovering. Thanks to all who
   helped her out after a potential deadly accident. Special thanks to Ray
   and John for getting our car safely to the hospital parking area. -- Jim

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THREE STRIKES YER OUT!!
A Three Day Walmart Saga
Robert Gold

Having a tire mounted on a stock rim is usually an easy affair. I've had it done
many times over the years at several places. Most of the time I have my mounted
tire back within the hour. Sadly for me that wasn't the case over the weekend at
Walmart Quick Lube Express on Carlisle.

Day one -- Things began simply enough. I purchased a tire from Walmart.com. It
was even a bargain. I went to the store and arranged to have it mounted on a rim
that I carried in. When they told me it would take a couple of hours (!) so I
went home and waited for the call that didn't come for FIVE hours. They left a
message that said the rim had a problem and would not fit the tire.

Day two -- OK, I then brought a second rim to the store and they said they would
call. The sun set on day two without a call.

Day three -- I returned to the store to pick up my tire. This time it was
actually mounted and seemed ready to go, until I went to pay. In a surprising
turn, the amount was LESS than I expected. Fearing more trouble I asked them for
a breakdown on the charges. I found to my chagrin that they didn't spin balance
the tire. Why? The response was that it was an extra charge and that I had to
request the balancing. That was a first for me. All the other shops I had
patronized had either included the balancing in the mounting package or had
tried to sell me that service when I had the tire mounted. I guess I had run
into a shop that didn't want to sell me a service unless I asked for it. I've
been under the impression that balancing was an important part of making a
tire/rim combo safe for travel.

Rather than invest more waiting time for the spin balance I paid my bill and got
outta there. I needed to return to the land of tire reality. Discount Tire here
I come!

When all was said and done here is a box score of my Walmart Lube Express
experiences. Who knows, your mileage may vary:

Strike one -- Time to not mount one tire -- 5 hours
Strike two -- Time required to get the tire mounted -- 3 days
Strike three -- Confidence I have in Walmart's service and
	           judgement -- ZERO.

So if you have all the time in the world and you don't care if they have done a
complete job Walmart is the place for you.

-- Robert Gold

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THAT'S A WRAP -- October Car Council Meeting
Robert Gold

I first want to explain the title to this report. "That's a wrap" is one of
those phrases the movie industry uses to describe the end of filming. By the
same token, the October meeting of the Car Council represents the end of the
year for the organization since we have no meeting until next January when the
fun and games begin for a new year. By the time we reach this point in the year
the energy level tends to wain. This fact was brought home to me when I pulled
into the Old Car Garage's parking lot 15 minute before the meeting was scheduled
to begin. I had no trouble parking because there were almost no cars there. I
worried that the meeting had been called off or moved. But that wasn't the case.
It was simply a lack of interest on the part of the reps. By the time the
meeting began enough reps had showed up to fill only half of the meeting room.
But rest assured, Corvairs of New Mexico was represented.

Now on to the meeting... The meeting was called to order promptly at 7:30 by the
President, Jamie Saavedra. All the officers were there with the exception of
Board Member, Perry Key, who was recovering from a nasty infection. Next we
welcomed a new member club to the Council, the Challenger Car Club. It nice to
see new blood come into the organization. It was then reported that everyone had
received the newsletter this month. This made me very happy since I'm in charge
of sending it out.

The Treasurer reported a balance in the checking account of more than $20,000.
In response to a suggestion that some of those funds be put in a CD the
Treasurer said our two existing CD's aren't returning much interest, so there is
no real reason to purchase another CD.

I then gave my report about the website. We had upwards of 300 people look at
the website in the prior week. I also mentioned that the draft documentation I
was working on for the site had been distributed to Joyce Clements and Jamie. I
assured the Council I would have a final version ready when we met again in
January.

We then took a bit of time to present Joyce Clements a certificate of
appreciation for all the work she does on behalf of the Council. It is safe to
say that if the Clements were not around we wouldn't be doing half the
activities we do during the year, not to mention all the work Joyce does to put
out the newsletter. As we CNM'ers know, a newsletter is a very important glue
that holds an organization together.

Joyce gave us a report on the recent Swap Meet. It was good to hear that the
event resulted in a surplus of more than $5,000. Remember that it this money
that funds the other Council events during the year. Joyce said some of the
surplus was a result of a modest hike in the vendor fees. Joyce then noted that
the dates of next year's meet will be Sept. 23-25. It's never too early to start
planning! Joyce did say she would like for someone to work with her on next
year's event so she can share the joy...

Joyce also mentioned that next year's Museum Car Show is scheduled for around
May 21. Because the Museum will be celebrating its 50th anniversary, we decided
to have an exhibit of cars from 1967. Any of you CNM'ers who have a 1967 Corvair
should consider entering the show and have your ride as part of the special
exhibit section!

We then had a short discussion about the current failings of MVD. It appears
that the new computer system that came on line in October is having significant
problems. Another rep noted that he learned that year-of-manufacture tags are
technically assigned to the owner, not the car, so you can't transfer the tag to
another person if you sell the car. I guess the tag would then be simply wall
art if you didn't get another car.

With that the meeting came to a close. Jamie adjourned the meeting at 8:05. I
look forward to seeing the gang again next January!

-- Robert Gold

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THANKSGIVING
Jim Pittman

Today as I work on what could well be my last CNM newsletter it is Thanksgiving
Day. We did not go anywhere this year and being at home all day seems to trigger
philosophical thoughts about what it all means.

I don't mean the myth of the Pilgrims and Indians or the turkey with stuffing or
the taste of delicious dishes or the football games or the glorious shopping
frenzies on Black Friday. Just what the word "thanks" means.

The winter holidays of Thanksgiving and Christmas are an excitement-filled time
of relatives, friends, food, gifts and cheer overcoming the darkness of long
cold nights. Just what do we have to be thankful for this year?

I am thankful for our great club of Corvair fans. Thankful for those who were
with us in the past, who generously shared their energy, enthusiasm,
organization, talents and skills with the rest of us. I am grateful for those
who are still around, going to meetings, driving Corvairs, organizing and
participating in car shows.

I am thankful for long-gone Chevrolet engineers who designed engines that still
run, many of them anyway, fifty years after being assembled. I am thankful for
the wide-open blue skies and clear air of New Mexico and the vistas of nearby or
far away mountain ranges and blue highways I have driven on hundreds of times.

Why do we keep supporting our small Corvair Club here in New Mexico? Because in
some degree each of us is thankful for the opportunity to own or drive or just
be near our historic automobiles and their unique, priceless owners.

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TAOS-TRI STATE -- JUNE 2-4 2017
Taos Topics #3 -- Terry Price

Taos is a favorite travel destination in the state, and will be a fun place for
the 2017 Tri-State. The Kachina Lodge is hosting a welcome hour Friday evening
and a late evening bonfire is planned in the patio featuring Native American
dancers. It will be a great time to share Corvair information and lots of
Corvair lore.

Saturday morning will be the parade through town and the show and shine. That
afternoon there will be some free time to enjoy some places in the area. Two
places that could be of interest are the Greater World Earthship Biostecture and
the Rio Grande Gorge and Bridge.

The Earthship Biostecture is a totally sustainable house made from recycled
materials. It is built to generate its own electricity, collect its own water
which can be recycled four times, grow its own food inside and out, cool itself
and manage its own sewage. At the same time it is modern and comfortable. This
is quite a site that is in harmony with the environment. The structure is on the
other side of the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge.

The bridge is a cantilever bridge that crosses the Rio Grande which runs 650
feet below. You may choose to stop on the west side of the bridge, and a turn
around on the east. Of course, you can walk to the middle of the bridge and take
a look over the edge, something I probably won't try. Jim added photos from a
2004 trip with Heula and her daughter Mary.

For more info on the Tri-State, Taos and the surrounding area and register your
name and meal selection for the banquet go to WWW.corsaturbo180usa.com. Make
your room registration with the Kachina Lodge at 575-758-2275 or toll free at
800-522-4462. Mention Tri-State Corvair meet for the special rate which will
include a hot breakfast in the restaurant.

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MAYBE IT IS JUST ME, BUT AFTER 50 YEARS IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE DEJA VU
Fred Edeskuty

While there are die hard Corvair enthusiasts who daily drive their Corvairs, I
am like the majority who prefer to relegate their Corvairs for fun drive status
and execute the everyday driving chores in a more modern ride. While I've been
around long enough to have daily driven a Corvair back in the 1960s, the modern
comfort and reliable performance sure fits my 50+ years older body today.

In the fall of 2012 my "daily" turbocharged Subaru Legacy wagon's blown engine
left me with the dilemma - do I repair or replace. Being a hard core three-pedal
type and also a wagon fan, because of the potential for the right balance of
performance with utility, replacement choices were slim. I quickly gravitated
towards a Volkswagen Jetta TDI SportWagon. It was similar in size to the Subaru
and it possessed fun-to-throw-around handling, an excellent 6-speed
transmission, plus tremendous low end torque, all while maintaining great
claimed fuel mileage. Being a former diesel mechanic and diesel pick-up owner
for decades, going diesel was an easy choice. And even though I was giving up
all-wheel-drive and over 100 horsepower I went ahead and bought one of the first
2013 models delivered in Albuquerque. The low end torque available in every day
driving made up for the horsepower loss and a set of Nokian Hakkapeliittas on
all four corners in winter rendered AWD unnecessary, except for maybe the
deepest snow conditions.

For me anyway, the VW has proven to be the nearly perfect daily driver, plus the
fuel economy has been nothing short of phenomenal. The car has averaged close to
45 mpg in the close to 60,000 miles it has logged, and this is with living in
the mountains at 8000 feet with the closest town a 9200-foot pass away. Keeping
fuel records since new, the worst tank mileage obtained was 38 mpg during our
deepest snow period and the best over 50 mpg on more than one interstate road
trip. The economy combined with the real world performance seemed almost too
good to be true.

Unfortunately, in September 2015 this proved to be the case when dieselgate was
first exposed.

Now after more than a year the courts and VW have agreed to a buy-back or fix
resolution. Again I found myself in a similar dilemma as four years ago - do I
replace, or let VW attempt to come up with a fix I can accept. There currently
is no acceptable fix in sight. This unfortunately makes sense since the only
feasible solutions almost certainly requires the addition of a selective
reduction catalyst, and considering all the supporting sub-systems would result
in a packaging nightmare. Even if they do figure out the packaging there are
still long term reliability concerns, never mind whatever power or fuel economy
losses would certainly occur.

Living in a non-emission area (mountain environment, far from cities) I also
considered just not doing anything. Renewing the registration recently gave me a
dose of reality, however: New Mexico would only renew for one year! That gives
strong indication that if not fixed the car would become an expensive
paperweight, emission area or otherwise. Much as I hated to do it, the buy-back
paperwork with VW has been signed and now I'm waiting for the appointment to
return the car.

Fortunately, I never got rid of the Subaru with the bad engine and during the
year the courts have been working on the settlement a new engine has been
procured and the Subaru fixed. So I have a replacement, the old Subaru, at
exactly one half the fuel mileage. VW is giving me close to what I initially
paid, which will pay for the engine and several upgrades done at the same time
with enough left over to buy all my gasoline for a long, long time.

You may ask, Deja vu, why Deja vu? Because many of the feelings generated from
the unfortunate events regarding the Corvair in the 1960s were brought out again
with dieselgate. Nothing like once again, 50 years later, driving another car
under the public "scorn." There is no reason to go into the negative comments I
received back then, mainly from the non-auto enthusiast public and
dyed-in-the-wool "Murrican" mechanics, because history has proven the Corvair
was actually a great car. The only real crime, if one must be found, was that GM
with the Corvair dared to be different. The same cannot be said with VW and the
TDI today.

No question, VW definitely screwed up in a major way. But my anger and
frustration is just as much directed to our own Federal government. Yes, VW
should pay, but I'm having kind of a hard time believing that prematurely
scrapping a perfectly functional car and in essence prematurely manufacturing
another new car is really better for our environment. Being forced to change
cars when not really ready only increases the frustration. And yes, the TDI is
dirty by today's standards and in my case the environment does not have to pay
the price for manufacture of an additional new car. But it will, however, pay
for me now burning twice the fuel. Maybe I'm just thinking this too hard, who
knows. Again, and I'll never know, all of this might be better understood
looking back at it 50 years from now.

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A TALE ABOUT EMISSIONS TESTING
Robert Gold

I've always assumed that if a vehicle is subject to emissions testing in
Bernalillo County that the testing was tied together with the renewal of my
tags, sorta like conjoined twins. By this I thought in order to renew my license
plate for 2 years I'd need an emissions that that was good for 2 years also.

-- WRONG --

Rather than being two attached twins, emissions and car tags are really attached
by a flexible bungee cord.

Here is what I found out at my recent visit to the MVD: I had an
emissions certificate good for one year only. You can imagine my surprise when
the lovely clerk at MVD asked me if I wanted to renew my tags on my 85 El Camino
for 2 years. Being a "smart aleck" I responded that yes, I would like 2 years,
but my test was only for 1 year.

Not to worry, the clerk responded. She said that as long as I had an
emissions certificate that hadn't expired I could renew that registration for
the full 2 years. The guy ahead of me only had 4 days on his certificate, but he
left with a year's sticker.

MVD, after it determines that you have a current valid emissions test
will renew your tag, but they are sorta loose on keeping track of a subsequent
test. For example, I have a 1 year certificate, but at the end of that year I
need to renew the certificate or the registration is revoked. In that last case
the tag says 2018, but the computer says expired. Huh?

So remember, you don't have to sweat the emissions stuff at MVD. Just make sure
it hasn't expired and your are good to go. Just remember, you still have to do
the emissions, just not have to return to MVD in some cases for a new sticker.

So you don't believe me? Come on by my house and see my shiny new 2018 sticker
on the Elco. I'll even treat you to some leftover trick or treat candy.

-- Robert Gold

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Happy Birthday wishes to Seven CNM'ers born in December:
	Ruth Boydston ----- 91 years old!
	Dick Cochran
	David Feasel
	Sara Gold
	Lube Lubert
	Fred Riggs
	Elisa Yoffee
Happy Anniversary wishes to Two Couples this December:
	Elizabeth & Mark Domzalski
	Barbara & Gordon Johnson

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TREASURY REPORT ============= 10-22-2016 to 11-xx-2016 ============= ROBERT GOLD
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DATE      CHECK#    AMOUNT PAYEE       DESCRIPTION           BALANCE = $4,913.20
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2016.10.21 2264 -$  137.75 H.Pittman   Newsletter Postage, 4 months   -$  137.75
2016.10.31      +$  120.00 Deposit     J.Anderson     12 m CNM         $   25.00
2016.10.31      +$         Deposit     R.Cochran      12 m CNM & CORSA $   70.00
2016.10.31      +$         Deposit     R.Trujillo     12 m CNM         $   25.00
2016.11.03 2266 -$   26.29 H.Pittman   Newsletter Printing NOV 2016   -$   26.29
2016.11.09 2263 -$   45.00 Dues        C.Clasmeyer    12 m CORSA      -$   45.00
2016.11.09 2265 -$   45.00 CORSA       R.Cochran      12 m CORSA      -$   45.00
2016.11.14      +$  269.00 Deposit     E.Halpin       12 m CNM         $   25.00
2016.11.14      +$                     Bingo       (per minutes)       $   90.75
2016.11.14      +$                     Merchandise (per minutes)       $  124.00
2016.11.14      -$                     ERROR CORRECTION                $   29.84
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2016.12.01 DEC NEWSLETTER ============================================ $5,048.16

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WED 07 DEC  7:00 PM Meeting: NORTH DOMINGO BACA MULTIGENERATIONAL CENTER,
	at Wyoming & Carmel, north of Wyoming & Paseo del Norte NE.
	After the meeting, we may go to "JASON'S DELI" at 5920 Holly Ave. NE.

SAT 10 DEC 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM Christmas Party -- HIGHLAND SENIOR CENTER

WED 21 DEC  ........  No Board Meeting This Month! Necessary business by email.

FRI 23 DEC  9:00 PM Deadline for items for January 2017 newsletter

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WED 04 JAN  7:00 PM Meeting: NORTH DOMINGO BACA MULTIGENERATIONAL CENTER

WED 18 JAN  5:00 PM Board Meeting: HIGHLAND SENIOR CENTER at 131 Monroe NE

FRI 20 JAN  9:00 PM Deadline for items for February newsletter

WED 25 JAN  7:30 PM NEW MEXICO CAR COUNCIL MEETING OLD CAR GARAGE 3232 GIRARD NE

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WED 01 FEB  7:00 PM Meeting: NORTH DOMINGO BACA MULTIGENERATIONAL CENTER

WED 15 FEB  5:00 PM Board Meeting: HIGHLAND SENIOR CENTER at 131 Monroe NE

FRI 17 FEB  9:00 PM Deadline for items for March newsletter

WED 22 FEB  7:30 PM NEW MEXICO CAR COUNCIL MEETING OLD CAR GARAGE 3232 GIRARD NE

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WED 01 MAR  7:00 PM Meeting: NORTH DOMINGO BACA MULTIGENERATIONAL CENTER

WED 15 MAR  5:00 PM Board Meeting: HIGHLAND SENIOR CENTER at 131 Monroe NE

WED 22 MAR  7:30 PM NEW MEXICO CAR COUNCIL MEETING OLD CAR GARAGE 3232 GIRARD NE

FRI 24 MAR  9:00 PM Deadline for items for April newsletter

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See the New Mexico Council of Car Clubs Web Site for more "NMCCC" activities
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SEVEN YEARS AGO [ DECEMBER 2016 Vol 42 Nr 12 Issue 495 ] Jim Pittman

2009 Vol 35 Nr 12 #411

A 1967 Monza brings home the groceries. Could the driver be Santa Claus? No,
there's no red Santa Claus suit. President Pat Hall said, drive your Corvair!
Guests were Duke McCraken and Larry Yoffee. We had $3,965.74 in the bank. LeRoy
told us the February garage tour would be to the J & R Vintage Auto Museum.
Heula siad she'd announce the winner of the "Younger Members" contest at the
Christmas party. Ray Trujillo said we all had a great time at the annual
Bingo/Potluck/Auction party. Jim discussed the "100% CORSA Rule" and listed
those who, he thought, were active CORSA members. Fast-forward to 2015 when this
became a non-issue. An index to the contents of the newsletter for 2009 and a
page of photos of all twelve covers closed.

2002 Vol 28 Nr 12 #327

Steve Gongora loaded items for the auction into his red Rampside. The auction
was reported to be an outstanding one! Robert Gold ran our November meeting
(twenty members, two guests) at Galles Chevrolet. Guest Roger Pape soon joined
the club. Per Wendell, we had $5780 in the bank. Robert told about a pleasant
process with the state bureaucracy getting "Horselesss Carriage" license plates
for his cars. Mark reported that past member Dave Patten had passed away. Bill
reminded us of the on-going competition for the best logo design for our
upcoming Tri-State. We discussed our plans for a year's worth of events for
2003. LeRoy reported on plans for the Raton Tri-State. Unusual opportunities: a
trip to Trinity Site and a Corvair gathering in Mesquite, Nevada. Dennis Pleau,
applying for admission to the Dummy of the Month Club, sent a story about an
escalating oil leak that led to pulled threads and helicoil inserts -- then it
developed, the gasket couldn't seal because the pan was seating up against the
lower engine shrouding, leaving a gap! From the Internet, a story about whether
it was possible to get married in heaven. An answer was provided. Getting a
divorce in heaven, however, was a different matter. Also stolen from the
Internet, a set of hymns selected for different vocations and driving styles.
Finally, an index to all the articles, cover art, tech tips and jokes from the
12 issues published during 2002.

1995 Vol 21 Nr 12 #243

On the cover, Santa and Rudolph, reproduced from Mark Morgan's first CNM
newsletter. Our November meeting was a combined pot-luck and auction. The
September NMCCC swap meet was a modest success, clearing about $1050, and CNM
would receive $100 for two days' worth of gate duty. We had a report on progress
on restoring the car to be raffled at the convention. A new edition of Bill
Reider's CARE & FEEDING book was hot off the press. Bill McClellan reported that
Francis was back in the hospital for a minor tune-up following the major
overhaul he had last month. Mark Domzalski reported on a very nice time for his
first attendance at the Great Fan Belt Toss. He thanked all who contributed to a
great auction and pot luck, with Larry Blair's famous Elk Chili getting high
marks. Mark also mentioned national and local news coverage of our convention
plans. Bill told how to CARE & FEED your Corvair in the preventative maintenance
department. Some tech tips from Click & Clack were pretty much useless except to
produce chuckles. Finally, cartoons that mentioned cars with "engines in the
back" and the 1995 Index wrapped up the issue.

1988 Vol 14 Nr12 #159

The cover featured reversed Christmas trees that said "samtsirhC yrreM" so you
needed a mirror to read the greeting. VP Tom Martin ran our meeting. We had $562
in the bank. Bill Hector's column said Mother Nature clearly prefers engines in
the rear, giving as proof the cheetah, the kangaroo and the deer. He said
Detroit has been wrong for years, only getting one car right: the Corvair. Our
Executive Board suggested events for the coming year, including a garage tour, a
rally, a car show, a Tri-State Meet, a picnic, an aspencade and a Christmas
party. Tom Martin's "Ptek Ptip" article described how he purchased a car in a
distant city, it mysteriously stopped on the way home, he checked everything he
could think of to no effect, then finally realized it was -- out of gas! Did Tom
ever get formally inducted into the Dummy of the Month Club

1981 Vol 7 Nr 12 # 75

The cover featured the new stainless-steel-skinned DeLorian sports car with the
engine in the rear! Our treasury stood at $338.00. George Morin's tech tip on
how the fuel gage sender works, how it goes bad and how to fix it was well
received. We discussed how we could help get Corvair clubs established in remote
parts of the state. The CNM constitution and amendments was published.

1974 In December we received in the mail the first issue of the club newsletter,
edited, typed, copied, folded, stapled, stamped and distributed by club
co-founder Mark L. Morgan. There were thirty-five members on the club roster. A
few who were on that roster and are still club members include Steve Gongora,
Mark Morgan, Jim Pittman, Bill Reider.

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        INDEX TO ENCHANTED CORVAIRS NEWSLETTER 2016

EVERY MONTH:
	President's Column	  Calendar
	Dues Due	  	  Birthdays & Anniversaries
	Meeting Minutes	  	  Treasury Report
	Board Meeting Minutes	  Seven Years Ago

JAN	Celebracion Navidena ........................... Anne Mae Gold
	Christmas Party .................................. Jim Pittman
	Door Prize: Ollie Scheflow ......... Christmas Dinner Committee
	Which Clip is the Right Clip? ........... Bob Helt VEGAS VAIRS
	A January Poem .................... Contributed by Vickie Hall
	Interesting Facts From a Century Ago (1902) ..... Dick Charest
	Loose Light Sockets II ........................... Mark Dierks
	Do Not Use RTV as Gasket for Oil Pan ........... David Huntoon
	A Tale of Two Lakewoods .......................... Robert Gold
	A "Saintly" Ride ................................. Robert Gold
	My Detroit Connection (1966 Corvair Corsa turbo) . Jim Pittman
	Roster of Club Members December 2015 .... Membership Committee
	COVER:  This is not THE red Lakewood but maybe one just as nice
	COVER: Photographer Rita and President Ray at our 2016 Christmas Party
	
FEB	New Members: Victor & Belinda Sanchez ... Membership Committee
	The Planets Align: NMCCC Board ................... Robert Gold
	Breakfast at Sergio's ............................. John Wiker
	The Holbrook Enigma ................ DENVAIR NEWS Eric Schakel
	Plus Size Door Handles ........................... Robert Gold
	Warming Up Your Car .............................. Jim Pittman
	Nomination Form for the MEISSNER AWARD ...... Awards Committee
	COVER: To Saturday Morning Club Breakfast, Sergio's Bakery We Did Go
	COVER: The bakery makes New Orleans Mardi Gras King Cake! Misspelled
	
MAR	Raymond Trujillo Obituarity .............. Albuquerque Journal
	January Car Council Meeting Report ............... Robert Gold
	Unser Racing Museum Tour ...................... Kevin Sullivan
	The Miracle of E-Mail (Unser Tour) ................ John Wiker
	CORSA Convention Logo ................... Springfield, Illinois
	I Can Fix Anything (Almost) ................ Ike Meissner 1978
	Corvair Do's and Don'ts For 2016 ............... Steve Goodman
	COVER: Corvairs & Corvair Fans Gather at the Unser Racing Museum
	
APR	Photos from Larry Blair's Cam Talk ............... Jim Pittman
	Picnic Down South ................................ Vickie Hall
	A Lesson Learned (Seat Moved Back) ............... Robert Gold
	Dead Man's Curve (Unsafe Turn Lane) .............. Robert Gold
	One of the Gang: March NMCCC Report .............. Robert Gold
	Vickie Hall - 2016 Meissner Award............... Heula Pittman
	Sentences ....................................... the Internet
	April Photos and Anecdotes ...................... the Internet
	I'm Going to Say Goodbye Now ..................... Jim Pittman
	Learning About Speedometer Cables ........ Chris Kimberly PPCC
	COVER: Another Mark Morgan Corvair-Based Fantasy Racer
	COVER: The Fire Chief's Headquarters Command Car, 1960
	
MAY	The Museum Car Show Is Here! ..................... Robert Gold
	A Very Rare Loadside ............................. Robert Gold
	Rain Rain Rain (One-Corvair Car Show) ............. John Wiker
	Montezuma Elementary Celebration .................. John Wiker
	Frostbite Tour Adventures (December 2000) ...... Mark Martinek
	Fifty Years Ago .................................. Jim Pittman
	Enjoy Driving Your Corvair (While You Can) ..... Paul Seyforth
	COVER: Jim's 1966 Corsa Coupe Now Lives in Placitas New Mexico
	
JUN	Easy Come, Easy .. May Car Council Report ........ Robert Gold
	Pennies From Heaven: Albuquerque Museum Car Show . Robert Gold
	In Praise of ASCII ............................... Jim Pittman
	Trading Out Early Model Axles ............ Chris Kimberly PPCC
	Photos from the Car Show Appear Here and There ....  Photo Guy
	COVER: We Happy Few: Six Corvairs at the 2016 Museum Car Show
	COVER Montrose Tri-State Logo, T-Shirt Design Pikes Peak Corvair Club
	
JUL	Thanks for Barbecue Visit ........................ Vickie Hall
	Old Route 66 Cleanup Report ...................... Lube Lubert
	A Night at the 'Topes! -- August 20th ............ Robert Gold
	Misery Loves Company - Car Council Report ........ Robert Gold
	I Love the Emissions Program ..................... Robert Gold
	Early Fathers' Day Car Show ....................... John Wiker
	2016 Corvair Tri-State Montrose .................. Terry Price
	Some Notes on the Tri-State ...................... Vickie Hall
	Report on the Montrose Tri-State ......... Chris Kimberly PPCC
	2017 Corvair Tri-State Taos Preview .............. Terry Price
	COVER: Pat Hall shows off a Bill Darcy Paint Job on an Early Coupe
	COVER VIN tags from some of Pat's Corvairs Can you identify them?
	
AUG	Doug Roe's 1960 "Muscle Car" in 1968 and 2016 .... Jim Pittman
	Another Car Show: Old Tyme Shop, Tijeras .......... John Wiker
	A.R.T.Event ....................................... John Wiker
	That Degenerate A.R.T ................................ ArtGold
	Fourth of July in Santa Fe .............. Steve & Rita Gongora
	July 9th Breakfast at the Central Grill ............... Editor
	A Night at the 'Topes! -- August 20th ............ Robert Gold
	LED Tail Lights ................. VEGAS VAIRS .... John O'Shea
	LED Tail and Stop Lights ....................... Steve Gongora
	COVER: Steve Gongora's 1966 Corsa Drives into the Sunset June
	COVER: Corvairs at the Club's Central Grill Breakfast in July
	
SEP	Car Council Minutes 07-27-2016 ...................... Art Gold
	Oliver "Ollie" Scheflow .............................. Obituary
	August Car Council Meeting ....................... Robert Gold
	Car Council Picnic Report ........................ Robert Gold
	State Fair Call for Corvairs ..................... Robert Gold
	Taos Tri-State 2017 Topics # 1 ................... Terry Price
	A Few Convention Photos .......................... Terry Price
	Broken Convertible Top Repair ............ Chris Kimberly PPCC
	COVER: 1965 Corvair advertisement a RED convertible or what?
	COVER: Steve Gongora shows off LED tail, backup, stop lights
	
OCT	September Board Meeting ........................ Anne Mae Gold
	October 22 Old Route 66 Cleanup .................. Robert Gold
	State Fair Car Show Report ....................... Robert Gold
	Taos Tri-State 2017 Topics # 1 ................... Terry Price
	Platinum Spark Plugs ......... Vegas Vairs Vision ... Bob Helt
	Sixtieth Anniversary Tennis Club Car Show ......... John Wiker
	COVER: Larry Blair is selected as Commissioner for Disease Prevention
	COVER: We saw this Classic Car while cleaning our mile of Old Route 66
	
NOV	President's Message ............................... John Wiker
	Balloon Fiesta Photos .......................... David Huntoon
	October Board Meeting .......................... Anne Mae Gold
	October Car Show in Belen, N.M. .................. Lube Lubert
	Taos Tri-State 2017 Topics # 2 ................... Terry Price
	How to Perfectly Clean Wires ....... Solomonhorses Electronics
	COVER: Anne Mae & Robert Gold love to travel with Lakewood "Eeyore"
	COVER: Sunset seen from our Domingo Baca Meeting Place, October 5th
	
DEC	President's Message ............................. John Wiker
	Corrales Harvest Festival ..................... Ray Trujillo
	November Meeting Minutes ..................... Anne Mae Gold
	November Board Meeting ....................... Anne Mae Gold
	Three Strikes Yer Out! At Wallmart ............. Robert Gold
	October Car Council Meeting .................... Robert Gold
	Taos Tri-State 2017 Topics # 3 ................. Terry Price
	Kind of Feels Like Deja-Vu: VW Jetta Diesel .. Fred Edeskuty
	A Tale About Emissions Testing ................. Robert Gold
	Birthdays & Anniversaries ............. Membership Committee
	Treasury Report ................................ Robert Gold
	Calendar of Coming Events ............... Board of Directors
	December Issues, 7, 14, 21, 28, 35 Years Ago ..... Historian
	Index to Enchanted Corvairs Newsletter for 2016 ..... Editor
	COVER: Ray and sons Isaac and Julian at the Corrales Festival

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