The April 2021 newsletter - Text Version Updated 29-Mar-2021 ==== Copyright (c) 2021 Corvairs of New Mexico ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== April 2021 / VOLUME 47 / NUMBER 4 / ISSUE 547 ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== First Place, Tony Fiore Memorial Chapter Newsletter Award, 2005 & 2012 Third Place, Tony Fiore Memorial Chapter Newsletter Award, 2010 EDITOR Jim Pittman MEETING: April actual (non-virtual) meeting: April 3rd at 10:00 AM The Gongoras: 8419 Palo Duro NE Albuquerque NM 87111 505-292-5570 THIS MONTH President's Letter ................................ David Huntoon Dues Due Dates ............................. Membership Committee March Regular Meeting .................................. Kay Sutt March Board Meeting .................................... Kay Sutt Albuquerque "Route 66" Tri-State .................... Terry Price Can You Believe What You Read in the News? .......... Jim Pittman Rules of Life .......................... Submitted by Vickie Hall Calendar of Coming Events .................... Board of Directors Treasury Report ................................... Steve Gongora Birthdays & Anniversaries .................. Membership Committee April Issues, 7, 14, 21, 28, 35 Years Ago ........ Club Historian Special April 1st Section .............. Your Slightly Mad Editor The Club's New Name: "Corsairs of New Mexico" ............ Editor Secrets of the 1999 Board Meeting Revealed ............... Editor Where Did the Rock-and-Roll Group Get their Name? .. The Internet Fulla Gas "Mr Murphy" 2000 Enchanted Corvairs ........ Del Patten Unsafe at Any Speed -- Book Review ................. Norm Helmkay Rear Engine, Air-Cooled, 1916 ...................... The Internet Ran When Parked ...................... Another Chapter Newsletter COVER: Our March in-person meeting, supported by one Corvair ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== OFFICERS and VOLUNTEERS President David Huntoon 505-281-9616 corvair66 @ aol.com Vice-President Tarmo Sutt 505-690-2046 tarmo @ juno.com Secretary Kay Sutt 505-471-1153 tarmo @ juno.com Treasurer Steve Gongora 505-220-7401 stevegongora @ msn.com Membership Linda Soukup 763-226-0707 feathersandfur.ls @ gmail.com Car Council Tony Berbig 763-226-0707 studeboytony @ gmail.com Merchandise Vickie Hall 505-865-5574 patandvickiehall @ q.com Sunshine Heula Pittman 505-275-2195 heula @ q.com Newsletter Jim Pittman 505-275-2195 jimp @ unm.edu Old Route 66 Greg Nelson 505-400-8670 fesedu @ comcast.net Past President Ray Trujillo 505-814-8373 rtrujilloabq505 @ gmail.com Past President Pat Hall 505-620-5574 patandvickiehall @ q.com Past President Dave Allin 505-410-9668 dnjallin @ gmail.com MEETING: April actual (non-virtual) meeting: April 3rd at 10:00 AM The Gongoras: 8419 Palo Duro NE Albuquerque NM 87111 505-292-5570 INTERNET: CORSA's home page www.corvair.org/ CNM's newsletters www.unm.edu/~jimp/ New Mexico Council of Car Clubs www.nmcarcouncil.com/ SCHEDULE CNM: 12 months = $25.00 or 26 months = $ 50.00 OF CORSA: 12 months = $45.00 or 26 months = $ 90.00 DUES CNM & CORSA: 12 months = $70.00 or 26 months = $140.00 DUES DUE DATES April 2021 DUE LAST MONTH ====================== INACTIVE DATE 2021.03 Barbara & Gordon Johnson 25-APR-2021 2021.03 Kelli & Mark Morgan 25-APR-2021 2021.03 Sui-Fong & David Neale 25-APR-2021 2021.03 Kay & Tarmo Sutt 25-APR-2021 DUE THIS MONTH ====================== INACTIVE DATE 2020.04 Deborah & John Dinsdale 25-MAY-2021 2021.04 Terry Hall 25-MAY-2021 2021.04 Janet & Steve Johnson 25-MAY-2021 2021.04 Lesha Kitts 25-MAY-2021 DUE NEXT MONTH ====================== INACTIVE DATE 2021.05 Lube Lubert 25-JUN-2021 DUE JUN 2021 ======================== INACTIVE DATE 2021.06 Janice & David Allin 25-JUL-2021 INACTIVE ============================ INACTIVE DATE 2020.02 Larry Yoffee 25-MAR-2020 2020.03 Natalie Robison 25-APR-2020 2020.04 Conner Siddell 25-MAY-2020 2020.06 Art Gold 25-JUL-2020 2021.02 Linda & Anthony Berbig 25-MAR-2021 Send your Dues to: CNM Treasurer -- Steve Gongora 8419 Palo Duro NE Albuquerque, NM 87111 Past due memberships become inactive after a one-month grace period. The Club will mail in your National Dues if you send us the renewal form from your Communique. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== WHAT'S UP DAVE? DAVID HUNTOON It was good to see some friendly faces at our first club meeting of this year. Thanks to Steve and Rita for hosting that meeting. We will be doing the same April 3rd @ 10am. Topics will be centered around the Tri-State event. An Econo Run is on for May but exactly when is up for discussion. We had considered having the club meeting and Econo Run together. I am not sure that would work so...... I will bring some of the Bill Reider books/manuals to the meeting for anyone to claim. Thanks to Lee Reider for making this happen. Hopefully our first Old Route 66 cleanup will be completed by our next meeting. Weather permitting. Right now I have about 10" of snow from our last storm. Should be ok in a few days. Just wanted to mention how nice it was to visit with Phil Finch at our last meeting. It was a good reminder of how many great members we have had in our club over the years. It also reminds us of how many we have lost. Phil now lives in Tularosa and is beginning the task of sorting/organizing some of Richard's things. Happy Spring everyone, stay safe See you at the next meeting, David ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== CNM GENERAL MEETING 03/06/2021 KAY SUTT The meeting was called to order at 1:15 P.M. in the back yard of Steve & Rita Gongora. This is the first in-person meeting CNM has held since last October, and members were cautious to observe Covid-19 protocols as they cheerfully greeted old friends after the long lockdown. Fourteen members were present at the meeting, including Phil Finch from Tularosa, who made it up for the day! Phil has an UltraVan, and he indicated he would try to bring it up for the Tri-State in October. Thanks, Phil, and it's great to have you join us in person. President's Report: David Huntoon indicated he has scheduled an EconoRun for CNM for Saturday, May 1 following the meeting. He is preparing the route. After some discussion about the meeting place for the run possibly being Roots in Tijeras, the final decision was postponed until final details are worked out. So stay tuned. David reported Lee Reider has donated all of Bill's Corvair books and a few remaining parts to CNM, and he brought them along for members to pick through. Items not gleefully carried away by club members will become part of the CNM library. Thank you, Lee for your kind remembrance of Bill. We miss you both, and we would love to see you at a meeting soon! David also reported our British member who owns Bill's car, David Neale, is now home from hospital and doing better. Our best wishes go out to David for a speedy and complete recovery. Vice President: Tarmo Sutt is working with the webmaster to complete the Tri-State website. Outside the meeting he worked with Terry Price and Lupe Arellanes on details needed to finish the update on www.tristatecorvairs.com. Secretary: Kay Sutt had nothing to report. Treasurer: Steve Gongora reported the balance in the account is $7,407.93. Sunshine Committee: Vickie Hall was not present at the meeting, but President David reports she has the registration bags for the Tri-State Meet pretty much ready to go. Thanks, Vickie! Newsletter Editor: Jim Pittman informed the president that the deadline for the next newsletter is 9 P.M. on Friday, March 26. Old Business: Virtually all old business centered on the upcoming Albuquerque Tri-State Meet scheduled for October 15-17, 2021. Hotel cost: expected to be $109 per night, plus tax, and those rates are good for three days before and three days after the meet. Banquet: Details cannot be finalized at this time because the food service at the hotel is still closed due to the pandemic. We do not know if we will be able to keep the $40 per person price and menu we had scheduled before, but as soon as the food and beverage service reopens we will finalize that detail. Larry Blair has contacted Harrison Schmitt's agent to find out if he will still be available as our keynote speaker, but he had not received an answer as of meeting time. Dave Allin plans to attend the Tri-State from his new Oklahoma home, and he has indicated he will attempt to contact his ballooning friends in Albuquerque to have the tethered balloon rides for Saturday morning of the Tri-State Meet. The Albuquerque Chamber of Commerce will offer assistance to promote Albuquerque, including onsite assistance. Thank you, Albuquerque C of C! Pre-Tri-State dinner: this is still planned for Thursday night at El Pinto Restaurant. Rita Gongora indicated she has discussed this with the owners of the restaurant and the plan is for up to 40 people, and they will be able to order off El Pinto's huge menu. Steve Gongora will receive the checks for the registration/meal. Terry Price is working on a Brochure for the meet. He has access to a printer, or we can use ABQGrafiX for a reasonable price. Deadline: It was agreed the deadline for paying for meals would be September 15, and reservations for the hotel are recommended as soon as possible. CNM has guaranteed 40 rooms for the meet, but if we get more, the hotel has offered some perks to make the meet more fun. Collector car meet-up: The Saturday morning collector car meet normally held at Hello Deli, a couple blocks west of the hotel, is still taking place, so this is another activity participants in the meet can undertake. Volunteers: Finally, we need volunteers for all the events, i.e., hospitality suite, car show, raffle baskets, registration, etc. What makes all CNM's Tri-State Meets successful is the generous and enthusiastic participation by our members! We are counting on you again, as we re-connect with our friends from around the area and around the country post-pandemic! New Business: The next Board meeting will take place via Zoom on Wednesday, March 17 at 7:00 P.M. If you would like to join the meeting, remember all members are welcome to attend. Let Kay Sutt know so she can add your name to the invitation sent out prior to the meeting (505-690-2056 or suttkay@gmail.com). The next Club meeting will be an in-person meeting (with Covid guidelines observed) in Steve & Rita Gongora's back yard at 8419 Palo Duro NE, on Saturday, April 3 at 10 A.M., pending any changes in the State's meeting requirements during the pandemic. Members are urged to bring your Corvairs. Any changes necessitated by the State's Covid guidelines will be transmitted to club members elsewhere in this newsletter. The meeting was adjourned after about 2:00 P.M. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== CNM BOARD MEETING 03/17/2021 KAY SUTT Once again, because of the pandemic our Board Meeting was held March 17 at 7:00 P.M. via Zoom. Present were President David Huntoon, Vice-president Tarmo Sutt, Secretary Kay Sutt, Newsletter Editor Jim Pittman, Old Route 66 Cleanup Chair Greg Nelson and Tri-State Committee Member Lupe Arellanes. President David indicated he is scheduling the April General Meeting in person, subject to the NM State Covid guidelines: masks, social distancing, etc. It will be held Saturday, April 3 at 10:00 A.M., at Steve and Rita Gongora's house -- outside, or in their garage, depending on the weather. Greg Nelson called the first Old Route 66 Cleanup meet-up for Saturday, March 27 at 9:00 A.M. at the usual location. Jim Pittman, Newsletter Editor, has set Friday, March 26 at 9:00 P.M. as the newsletter deadline for the April issue. The remainder of the discussion was about the Tri-State meet, which CNM is hosting October 15-17 in Albuquerque. With Terry Price unable to attend the meeting, details were short, but important. President David has submitted the ad for the CORSA Communique, so we should see more activity soon after its initial publication in the next issue of the CORSA Communique. Larry Blair reported to President David he has had no response yet regarding the availability of Harrison Schmitt as the keynote speaker at the Tri-State Meet. President David has posted notice of the Tri-State to his Facebook page and indicated he would also post it on the Corvair Owners' Group site. Lupe Arellanes indicated she has sent the Tri-State Registration to Terry Price for final approval, at which time it can be sent along to the website webmaster for publication on the www.tristatecorvairs.com website. The meeting was adjourned within the Zoom 40-minute limit. Members are reminded you are welcome at all Board meetings. If you wish to attend a Zoom meeting of the board, email Kay Sutt at suttkay@gmail.com to request an invitation to join the discussion. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== MARCH REPORT - ROUTE 66 TRI-STATE TERRY PRICE Plans are well underway for the upcoming Route 66 Tri-State which is to take place this coming October 15 - 17. Dave Allin and committee had done such an excellent job at setting up the event for 2020 that it is my intention to keep as many plans the same that have already been established. Rita Gongora is setting up reservations for us at El Pinto's Restaurant for those coming in early on Thursday. This will be a BYO dinner and we will be ordering from the normal menu. Thank you Rita for setting that up for us. Rita also has plans to assemble center pieces for the dinner tables, at the banquet, which will be auctioned off in the silent auction. Yes, we have plans for a silent auction and that will require some donated items from the membership. The last Tri-State we held had a number of Corvair specialty parts, like special valve covers, oil pans, and oil filters. Some people donated jewelry, large photos, tools and so on. We will also have a beautiful "Corvair Quilt." Kay Sutt will make another beautiful quilt for us and it will be up for auction. Start looking around for things that you could donate for the silent auction. You can bring those items to the meeting and give them to Terry Price. Friday is registration day and we will need people to help register the participants. Lupe Arellanes has designed a registration form which we hope to send out on the internet. It is planned to be able to fill it out and send it in on the internet but we are still working on that. If things work as planned we will be able to generate the registration forms, dinner orders and car show cards from the info on the internet. Of course payment will need to be by check or cash ahead of time and, our treasurer, Steve Gongora, will accept payment. Another event that Dave Allin is working on is the "Balloon Ride", which would be held on Saturday morning. Dave is in Oklahoma but still has connections in Albuquerque. The event is planned Saturday morning and would be at a lot just a few blocks from the Marriott. Of course we will have the show and shine and a people's choice car show on Saturday, which will start late morning and go into early afternoon. After the car show there will be a caravan to Tinker Town in Tijeras Canyon, led by Rita Gongora. We will need volunteers to count votes for the car show. Larry Blair has volunteered to supervise the car wash for those who want to clean their car before the show. Thanks Larry. The banquet will be Saturday evening and we will have a guest speaker. The plan is to have Harrison Schmitt speak but that has not been confirmed at this time. Also the Marriott has not opened their banquet facilities yet, due to Covid restrictions, so we do not know what the menu will be at this time. Information has already been sent in by both David Huntoon and by me to the "CORSA Communique" but it was not printed in the periodical for March. I contacted the editor and he told me we did not send it in soon enough but that it would be included in the April issue. It should be included for the next three issues. We will also be sending in a display ad which will be about a quarter page. Post cards will go out to a number of clubs across the US. So, as you can see, a lot has been done but there is a lot more to go. We will need people to take tickets at the banquet, people for the hospitality suite, people to help during the car show, and I expect other things which I have not mentioned in this article. It is still about seven months before the event and we are still dealing with the Pandemic, so some things cannot be solidified at this time, but we will continue to put things together for a great "Route 66 Tri-State" event! ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ? JIM PITTMAN Today in the Albuquerque Journal there was an update to the story of how a giant container ship was still stuck in the Suez Canal. There was a satellite photo showing the desert, farmlands, the canal and the ship stuck diagonally across the canal. The story stated how long the ship was (1,312 feet) and made a comparison to a familiar New York City tall building -- the Empire State Building. The ship, said the story, was as long as "three Empire State buildings end to end." Wait a minute, I thought, that can't be right. I remember from a visit to New York in 1964 learning that the Empire State Building was "a quarter of a mile high" and a quarter of a mile is 1,320 feet. Three times 1,320 would be 3,960 feet. That's a lot longer than the stated length of the ship. In fact, it's about three times longer. The height of one Empire State Building is actually about the same as the length of the ship. How could the writer have made such a three-fold error? I googled the actual height of the Empire State Building (1,250 feet or 381 meters to the top floor, and 1,454 feet or 443 meters to the tip of the antenna) and the actual length of the Ever Given container ship (1,312 feet or 399.94 meters) and the mystery of the error was solved, at least to my satisfaction. The key is, three feet is almost the same distance as one meter. The writer just confused feet and meters. I imagined a writer working on this story. He asks, "How long is this ship?" and the answer comes back, "1,312 feet." The writer says, "Wow, that's a long ship! You could carry a tall building on that ship! So, how tall is a tall building?" The answer comes back, "Well, the Empire State is 443 meters." The writer, obviously an arithmetic whiz, sees immediately that three times 443 is 1,329. If three buildings totaling 1,329 units could be loaded on a ship of 1,312 units there'd be just a few units extra. Never mind what the units are. So the writer types "Three Empire State Buildings end to end" and goes on from there. The newspaper editors didn't catch the error. Leaving aside whether the ship could actually haul three tall buildings end-to-end, the rest of the story was interesting. How did the ship get into that fix? High winds, low visibility. What's the immediate consequence? Hundreds of stalled ships with billions of dollars of goods going nowhere. How are they going to fix the problem? Who knows? Several tugs and dredges have not budged it so far. Here is an image for you: imagine that 1,312-foot-long ship standing on its tail in Manhattan next to the Empire State Building and the bow reaching beyond the top floor of the building! ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== MAN'S NEED Man may live without Poetry, Music and Art. Man may live without Conscience And live without Heart, Man may live without Friends, Man may live without Books, But civilized Man cannot Live without Cooks. Anonymous SEVEN RULES OF LIFE 1. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 2. What others think of you is none of your business. 3. Time heals almost everything, give it time. 4. Don't compare your life to others and don't judge them. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 5. Stop thinking too much. It's all right not to know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it. 6. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 7. Smile. You don't own all the problems in the world. Submitted by Vickie Hall ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== ============================================================================ | April 2021 | May 2021 | June 2021 | | Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa | Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa | Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa | | 1 2 3 | 1 | 1 2 3 4 5 | | 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | | 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 | 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 | | 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 | 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 | 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 | | 25 26 27 28 29 30 | 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 | 27 28 29 30 | | | 30 31 | | ============================================================================ SAT 03 APR 10:00 AM Meeting: to be held at the Gongora residence back yard. * 8419 Palo Duro NE Albuquerque NM 87111 505-292-5570 stevegongora@msn.com * Masks and social distancing are requested. WED 21 APR 5:00 PM Board Meeting: >>>>>>>> TO BE DETERMINED FRI 23 APR 9:00 PM Deadline for items for the May 2021 newsletter MON 26 APR >> TARGET FOR PRINTING AND MAILING MAY NEWSLETTER << ============================================================================ SAT 01 MAY 10:00 AM Meeting: possibly before an EconoRun in east mountains. WED 19 MAY 5:00 PM Board Meeting: >>>>>>>> TO BE DETERMINED FRI 28 MAY 9:00 PM Deadline for items for the June 2021 newsletter MON 31 MAY >> TARGET FOR PRINTING AND MAILING JUNE NEWSLETTER << ============================================================================ SAT 05 JUN 10:00 AM Meeting: >>>>>>>> TO BE DETERMINED WED 16 JUN 5:00 PM Board Meeting: >>>>>>>> TO BE DETERMINED FRI 25 JUN 9:00 PM Deadline for items for January 2021 newsletter MON 28 JUN >> TARGET FOR PRINTING AND MAILING JULY NEWSLETTER << ============================================================================ SAT 03 JUL 10:00 AM Meeting: >>>>>>>> TO BE DETERMINED WED 21 JUL 5:00 PM Board Meeting: >>>>>>>> TO BE DETERMINED FRI 30 JUL 9:00 PM Deadline for items for the August 2021 newsletter MON 02 AUG >> TARGET FOR PRINTING AND MAILING AUGUST NEWSLETTER << ============================================================================ 36TH TRI-STATE CORVAIR MEET - RE-SCHEDULED TO OCTOBER 15-16-17 DUE TO PANDEMIC ============================================================================ See the New Mexico Council of Car Clubs Web Site for more "NMCCC" activities ======================== http://www.nmcarcouncil.com/ ====================== SUGGESTION: A visit to the Telephone Museum on Fourth Street SUGGESTION: A visit to the new WEATHER LAB at the Balloon Museum SUGGESTION: A visit to the Soaring Museum in Moriarty SUGGESTION: Activities with other clubs such as VMCCA. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== TREASURY REPORT FOR 03-01-2021 to 03-27-2021 ============================================= DATE CHECK# AMOUNT PAYEE DESCRIPTION BALANCE = $7,407.93 ========== ==== ========== =========== ========================================= ========= ========== ==== ========== =========== ========================================= ========= 2021.04.01 APR NEWSLETTER ===================================================== $7,407.93 ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== Happy Birthday Wishes to April CNM'ers: Elizabeth Domzalski Kate Johnson Alex Johnson Robert McBreen David Neale Emma Rogers Ray Trujillo Happy Anniversary Wishes to April CNM'ers: Connie & Robert McBreen Lilian & Tim Shortle ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== SEVEN YEARS AGO [ APRIL 2021 VOL 47 Nr 4 ISSUE 547 ] Jim Pittman 2014 Vol 40 Nr 4 #463 COVER: Members of SOS Class 66-A, Maxwell AFB, Alabama, Fall 1965. Member of the Year was John Wiker. Robert Gold told about A GOLDen Time: our 40th Anniversary. Larry Yoffee had last-minutes for the Chama Tri-State. Tarmo previewed a breakfast in Santa Fe. Pat Hall did a 100,000-Mile Repair. We had many photos of the Anniversary Luncheon. 2007 V.33 N.4 #379 COVER: Wendell's Ford GT-40 was poised to race, in Wendy's dreams, at least. Mark & Elizabeth were in D.C. for awhile. At our Anniversary Party, Tarmo Sutt presented the 2007 Ike Meissner Award to David Huntoon. Robert Gold told about the brand-new Car Council web page, finally up and running. Steve Goodman invited all to attend the 2007 Tri-State in Monte Vista, Colorado in May. In the For Sale section, someone out in the internet offered a nice 1965 coupe body for free, just come pick it up. Finally, your Editor wrote one of his best car stories, centered on the adventures of Windy, Breezy, Hurricane, Typhoon, Mistral, Tornado, Cyclone, Zephyr, Chicago and Sirocco Jones at a secret Arizona race track. 2000 V.26 N.4 #295 COVER: photos of members, events or vehicles. Your editor filled a page with a clever Chaucer-inspired poem. A garage tour, a Tri-State, an August picnic, a trip to the War Eagles museum, cleanup of old Route 66, the Museum car show, Wheels Museum activities were in our future. Dennis Pleau made a home for our web site. The Sticklers told us they were getting out of the Corvair parts business. Anne Mae Gold reported for CNM Ladies. We reprinted an article from Newsweek, "It's okay to touch this car" by Donna Cunningham who found the motto enhanced their enjoyment of showing their 1952 Jaguar XK-120. Rich Thompson told about a perfect paint for the inside bezel of a 1964 instrument panel: DupliColor's Low Gloss Black Engine Enamel. Use genuine GM steering gear lube in your steering box. Jim Burkhard told why the secondaries on a 140 engine are NOT open all the time. He also reminded us how useful the "How to Hot-Rod Your Corvair" book by Bill Fisher can be. Finally, we had a photo of Wayne Christgau's world-famous 1967 Monza coupe parked next to the Surf Ballroom in Iowa. 1993 V.19 N.4 #211 COVER: Sylvan says "Many people laugh when I tell them that carburetors have feelings too." Our meeting was held at the Three-R Museum AKA the Tool Museum. We had $1,012 in the bank. Plans for future events included a picnic at Cochiti Lake, a car show at the Albuquerque Museum and the Tri-State at Alamosa, Colorado. Last month's late sedan cover car had the following "wrong" features: no steering wheel, no exhaust pipe, no seat backs, gas door on the wrong side. How many did you see? Mark Morgan was working as a park ranger at the Vicksburg National Military Park and gave us a great article on Driving in Mississippi. Rather to his surprise, he liked driving there, even if he never saw any Corvairs. For those who like crossword puzzles, we had a nice big Corvair Crossword: 41 definitions across and 35 down. Tech tips this months included removing a rusted exhaust system, storing engine parts and getting good used Saginaw transmission parts. The secret? Look for 1966 or later Chevy IIs, Novas, Chevelles or Camaros. Cartoons included Otto Mechanic reading to his son from "Pintonocchio" "... and every time the little Ford told a lie his nose grew and grew and grew until he looked just like a '74 Monte Carlo!" 1986 V.12 N.4 #127 COVER: a "backwards" April Fool's joke. Mark Morgan drove a huge Greenbrier next to a tiny Diahatsu, illustrating his "Driving in Japan" article. At our meeting we had a raffle for heirloom coffee mugs that added $22.50 to the $658 in the bank. Bill Reider said that fully half of our members drove a Corvair every day. We talked about lining up all our cars to spell "CORSA" for an aerial photograph. We talked about this year's Tri-State in Montrose, Colorado. We planned a money-raising flea market sale to get rid of junk, er, treasures. Our speaker was Chuck Rumschlag of "The Color Works" in Los Lunas who talked about car restoration as an investment. President Clayborne suggested we take our Corvairs to the mini-convention in Phoenix. Bill Hector previewed our Blue and Gray Rally and invited members to come out to his place in Tijeras Canyon where the skies were dark to look for Halley's Comet on April 26th. Bill Reider gave us a letter from Larry Claypool with additional information on steering box rebuilding. An article from the San Diego club advocated adding convertible weights to the front of a hardtop or sedan to make the car better balanced. Our editor disagreed, saying that a front air dam or "spoiler" was worth far more than added trunk weight to gain stability at highway speeds. Other tips were: twist a fan belt into a small triple loop so it will take up less space in the trunk; enlarge stock small exhaust manifolds so they can be used on 140-HP heads; adjust your carb floats slightly high or low to fine-tune your gasoline mixture. 1979 V.5 N.4 #43 COVER: another Mark Morgan drawing: a race-prepared late coupe. Meeting minutes: we had $384 in the bank (but that was real money back then) and we were planning a Winrock Mall car show. A guest speaker, George Brazil, told about driving his slightly modified turbo Spyder against unsuspecting Mustangs, Corvettes and other muscle cars. He claimed he usually beat them. Secretary Les Campbell wrote about how to get a good but inexpensive paint job for your Corvair by doing a thorough preparation and taking your car to a good shop. An article on Spring Cleaning by Ike Meissner told how to get rid of the oil, dust and grime in the engine compartment. Tech tips: be sure the jam nut on your fuel pump is tight so the pump can't move up and down; getting 3.89 gears in a late differential; checking for a stuck choke or an inoperative choke pull-off; tools to use to remove fin flash. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== APRIL FIRST SECTION OF NEWSLETTER ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== Corsairs of New Mexico -- Corsair Society of North America Chapter 871 Enhanced Coravairs Newsletter Aprril 2021 -- Vollume 47 -- Nummer 4 -- Isssue 547 First Plaque, Tony Fiore Memorial Chapter Newletter Accord, 2005 & 2012 Corsairs of New Mexico -- Enchanted Corsas Newsletters April Material Stolen From Only the Best Chapters ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== EDITOR Jem Puttman 1112 Westchesterfield NNE Albuquerque NM 81111 MEETING: Aprille real (not-virtual) meeeting: April 3rd at 10:00 AM The Gongoras: 8419 Palo Duro NE Albuquerque NM 87111 505-292-5570 THIS MONTH President's Literary Littering .......................... David Huntoon Dues May be Coming Due Dates Soon ............... Member Ship Committed Marched Regular Meeting ...................................... Kay Sutt Marching Board Zoomie Meeting ................................ Kay Sutt AlbuQuerQue "Old Route 66" Triple-Stakes .................. Terry Price Can You Really Believe What You Read in this Newsletter? ....... Editor Rules of Another More Successful Life ...... Contributed by Vickie Hall Calendar of Possible Events .............. Various Members in Authority Treasury Status Representation ................ Treasurer Steve Gongora Birthdays & Anniversaries & Other Dates .......... Membership Committee April Fantasies, 7, 14, 21, 28, 35 or More Years Ago ... Club Historian Special April Fool Section ................. Your Definitely Mad Editor The Club Gets a New Name: "Corsairs of New Mexico" ............. Editor Unknown Secrets of the April 1999 Board Meeting Revealed ....... Editor Where Did the Best Rock-and-Roll Group Get its Name? ......... Internet Actual Year 2000 Article: "Fulla Gas / Mr Murphy" .......... Del Patten Actual 1997 Book Review: "Unsafe at Any Speed" ........... Norm Helmkay Rear Engine, Air-Cooled in 1916 ................. Stolen from Somewhere Ran When Parked in Sumatra ............. Liberated from Another Chapter COVER: Our March meeting, with 1963 Corvair and 1943 Corsair ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== ILLUSTRATION: At a previously secret Board meeting in 1999, our President, aka The Red Queen, dictates policy changes to unhappy Board leader Mad Hatter while Alice attempts to discipline several unruly and inattentive visiting club members and city government officials. Meanwhile, club members' attention is distracted by the trumpeting March Hare. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== ILLUSTRATION: Crosby, Stills & Nash ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== Del Patten was president in 1992-1993 and he called his monthly column "FULLA GAS." He used the same title for other articles -- such as this one. "FULLA GAS" MR. MURPHY'S IN THE HOUSE DEL PATTEN - DECEMBER 2000 As many of you already know, Mr. Murphy and I are pretty good friends and I have in the past shared these times of fun and adventure with you. This latest opportunity to visit with Mr. Murphy was a singular experience though, as with every turn, I found him sitting calmly as he awaited my next decision. In fact, this last experience made me wonder if he wasn't really a woman after all. Seems he takes great delight in changing the circumstances enough so you never know what is going to happen next! So as we start the weekend, I find I have a chattering clutch and the parts from Clark's have arrived. Actually the clutch has been chattering since the 110 engine stopped and I stuck in the 102 from the convertible. I _assumed_ at the time that since the clutch was good 15 years ago when I parked it, that it would still be good! Twasn't so, of course, and that is where Mr. Murphy takes his first shot at me. Anyway, out with the fluids in the tranny and diff and all the rest of the hookups. Comes out easy enough and I soon (that's all relative you understand) have the flywheel in front of me. So far so good. Off comes the clutch pack and I have the new pilot bushing in hand to replace the old worn out one. The old one is too wobbled out though to use the simple tricks for removal so I resort to the chisel and hammer. Still pretty easy and I soon have the new bushing and clutch in place and have slid the differential back in place. Since the old tranny was not running as smooth as one would like, I thought to myself that now is the time to slip one of my _newer_ spares on. No problems there (not yet!) and I stick the whole thing back in the van and was soon to the point where I could turn the wheels to be sure I had everything hooked up! But that is when Mr. Murphy smiles on me and I find that just because a tranny bolts up, that is no reason to _assume_ that I have the right input shaft in there (actually it took me awhile to remember about the input shafts)! At that point I wander into the house and break the news to Kim who advises that perhaps I should consider a real car! Actually her words were much stronger than advice but you probably guessed that. And you probably have guessed my answer even if it was uttered under my breath as I retired to my _den_ -- NEVER! So I take the next weekend off but then get into the mood again the week after and I drop everything all over again and switch out the trannies opting for the old one again. It works pretty good if you double clutch so I'll be fine, fingers crossed. Since that went so well, I decided to fix the leak from the top cover seals and push rod tubes on one side. Already had the parts and the weekend was young! Enter Mr. Murphy to spoil the fun! The first problem is so simple that I can believe I fell for it! I forgot to install the push rod guides! And the next problem is even simpler! I installed all of them with the U looking out at me - all but one. Yes, there's only three per side in the first place and how did I forget it again? Must have been the excitement of the moment! And hey, I'm not the immediate past president of the DoM club for nothing! At least I figured it out before I had the valve cover back on! And well, two out of three isn't bad for someone as (un)skilled in auto mechanics as I am! So there is still time for the top cover gaskets. Now I have done these several times and on this very same engine as I remember. Lots of chances here for Mr. Murphy but he lulls me into a false sense of security with the only problem being that the adapter cover gasket had a leak I didn't know about till after I got everything back together. No, I didn't change that gasket, OK? Yes, I had a spare but the old one came off clean and had no tears so - well, you get pretty good at taking the alternator off after a couple of tries in the same afternoon! And no lie, I did NOT forget the fan! But wait, we aren't done yet! Having seemingly left for better subjects (personally I was hoping he would move on to Larry's house), Mr. Murphy found more time for me the next day! At least he let me walk around for most of the day thinking I had finally won the battle! The guy is sneaky though (even more signs he must be a woman) and as I was pulling out of the parking lot at work to go home, I heard this awful sound. This was not good (no kidding?) but it went away and I continued on down the road! Then the power to the wheels suddenly went away even though the engine was still running strong! Even I know what that means, having experienced this phenomenon on at least one occasion! Yep, differential is kaput! But I just rebuilt the darn thing and Mark even set the lash and all! I _assume_ that all the chattering had hammered the spider gears into submission and the drive to work finished off the job. Knowing the problem didn't change a thing though and so I called AAA to the rescue. The fun isn't over yet though as they claim I wasn't where I said I was and after two hours wait and numerous phone calls, they finally found me right where I had been all the time (it isn't like a Greenbrier with a kaput differential can go very far, now is it?) and we get home with no further adventure. And in time the differential gets new innards and everything goes back together without a visit from you know who! I think he must have taken a vacation after all the time he spent at 66 Kiva Place. And so far he hasn't been back but we all know he will be. I think he likes us Corvair folks don't you?! ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== REAL BOOK REVIEW, REPRINTED FROM ENCHANTED CORVAIRS -- DECEMBER 1997 * With all the new people on Virtual Vairs, I guess it's time to post * my review of Nader's book. The review has been published in Old Autos * newspaper and in several magazines. Feel free to use it in chapter * newsletters or send it to your local newspaper. We need to get the * word out. Regards, Norm Helmkay (corvair@fan.net) "UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED" IN RETROSPECT BY NORM HELMKAY * For over thirty years, those of us who have a love affair with the automobile and a particular feeling for old cars (especially the Corvair) have heard on TV or read in the daily press how Ralph Nader killed the Corvair with his 1965 book "Unsafe at any Speed." I've written rebuttals to this notion in several publications by pointing out, it was the Ford Mustang that prompted GM to sound the Corvair death-knell in April 1965, six months before Nader's book was published. GM management, to whom this unique vehicle was just another car, ordered by internal memo: "No more development, just do enough to keep it (the Corvair) up with the safety standards." This was just a year after the Mustang was introduced. Surprisingly, the death was slow as production continued on for four more years until May 1969. While I have no particular axe to grind or love for Ralph Nader, it is entirely possible his crusade did a lot of good. Few are aware that his book had a sub-title, "The Designed-In Dangers of the American Automobile," which in fact is the real problem Nader's organization was trying to address. It's clearly time to set the record straight and get the media to look at the facts, without the sensationalism the book generated in the last half of the sixties. It's also incumbent on those of us with old car interests to be able to talk knowledgeably on what the book really is about and explode the myth of the "Corvair Killing." Very few are aware that a U. S. Senate Committee and the National Safety Board investigated Nader's accusations and found those attributed to the Corvair to be "without merit." Nader's book tells how the American auto industry in general made cars for years, based on style and cost cutting, with little regard for safety. His focus might have zeroed in on any one of a number of cars that over the years had inherent design faults (like the Ford Pinto gas tank, the '53 Buick Roadmaster brakes, the '65 Ford rear suspension, the '64 Chrysler Corporation steering gear brackets, the pre-'66 GM Hydramatic shift pattern, etc) that all resulted in potential safety hazards. However, it took a particularly unusual design (for North America) by the industry giant, on which to focus and drive home the point loud enough for the public and government to listen. Enthusiasts, always eternal optimists, have turned some of the controversial problem areas into fun names for their Corvair events, like; the xxth Annual Corvair Recall or the Great Western Fan-Belt Toss (a reference to the early Corvair propensity for throwing off the blower belt) or the "O" Ring Flip (making fun of leaky early engines). Ralph Nader even spoke at the 1991 Corvair Society of America convention in Washington, DC. In the book's five page preface, the word Corvair is not even used. But, in the 41 pages of Chapter 1 (the "Sporty Corvair"), the only part of the book people remember, "Corvair" appears 153 times, many of which are in a reference context to the point where, at nearly four times per page, it at best becomes boring repetition. Chapter 2 ("Disaster Deferred") mentions the Corvair four times and uses in one place a generic "Corvair-type design" as though the suspension was a Corvair first, which of course it was not. Robert Schilling, the German born suspension engineer, used a much earlier Fiat 600 design as the inspiration for his Corvair adaptation. The main theme in the third chapter ("The Second Collision") calls out the Corvair six times (four on page 94 alone). All but one of these relate to steering column safety (a problem of the times in all cars), the dashboard and all other things unrestrained occupants could hit in a crash. Even though American Motors claimed they were the first to make seat belts standard, Studebaker (in February 1963) was the first car maker to actually do it, and within a year the whole industry followed. The Automotive Crash Injury Research program at Cornell University started by Hugh DeHaven is covered by 13 of the 65 pages in Chapter 3. Canada has a unique part in auto safety as a result of a 1917 mid-air crash of two Canadian-made Curtis JN-4 airplanes. DeHaven was the only survivor and began to wonder why he alone was not killed. This led to the founding of a crash research program at Cornell 1952. The last mention of the Corvair in the book is on page 103 and the next 262 pages (72 percent of the book) deals with all manner of other automotive subjects. Chapter 4 ("The Power To Pollute") covers automotive contribution to air pollution. Chrysler actually gets a pat-on-the-back for their 1962 "Cleaner Air Package". In Chapter 5 ("The Engineers") the automotive engineers are taken to task for their lack of development of safer cars (remember, this was in 1965). One engineer, Ken Stonex, a GM mathematician, did a paper on some comparisons between a 1910 Oldsmobile Limited (a humongous sized car) and the 1955, 1960 and 1964 models, to show how much safer the newer cars had become in the fifty-odd year interval. Nader concedes that all companies had adopted: better brakes, easier starting, safer glass, longer lasting tires, smoother reliable suspension and in general a much safer car than our grandfathers knew in the early years of the 20th century. The engineers get 40 of the book's 365 pages, with no mention of the Corvair or its innovations. "The Stylists" get their lashes in the 22 pages of Chapter 6. The list of cars covered is a run-down of the industry, like the Cadillac tail fins. Buick, Chevelle, Chevy II, Oldsmobile, the old La Salle, Plymouth Satellite, Lincoln Continental, Fords Model A, Model T, Falcon, Fairlane and Mustang are all there, but nary a mention of the Corvair, which in 1965 was voted in the top 10 best styled cars ever. Chapter 7, ("The Traffic Safety Establishment") with 63 pages, and Chapter 8, ("The Coming Struggle For Safety") with 52 pages, cover nearly one-third of the whole book. These two chapters cover highways, traffic control, driver behavior, education, maintenance, inspections, state laws, accident statistics; how lawyers, medical profession and insurance industry benefit; and the inaction of groups like the American Automobile Association (AAA), but there's not a disparaging word about the Corvair. The last chapter actually begins with an inaccurate statement that the first recorded traffic fatality happened in New York in September, 1899. There are published reports of five people being killed in 1834 when a steam carriage overturned in Glasgow, Scotland. What makes this report a travesty is that the accident was caused by the Turnpike Trustees (the authorities) who had an 18-inch bank of stone dumped across the road to stop the horseless steam carriage service the public enjoyed. The final irony of all, in Nader's book "Unsafe at any Speed" the Corvair does not even appear in the index. Some excellent nostalgic reading on the Corvair is an article in the Automobile Quarterly (Vol 8, No. 4) by Karl Ludvigsen, written in 1970 just a year after the demise of the Corvair titled, "Remember The Corvair? - Here's A Look At What We Lost." How prophetic he was! * Author, Norm Helmkay is a Past President (1971) of the Historic Automobile Society of Canada, a Director of the WOKR Sleeve Valve Club since 1977, a Director of the Group Ultra Chapter of CORSA and is the Eastern Director of the Ultra Van Motor Coach Club. The Helmkays have four Ultra Vans (3 Corvair-powered and a V-8). ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== PHOTO: Rear-engine, Air-cooled Avant-guarde Vehicle, Gallant French Soldiers Well-Equipped with Champaign, Overcoats, Berets and Gauloises Cigarettes, possibly circa 1916. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== PHOTO: Ran When Parked. A Farcebook post asserts that these ancient and neglected Greenbriers, located on a tea plantation in Sumatra, are available for sale. Shipping via the Suez Canal via high-speed container ship is not expected to be available until sometime early next year. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== Enchanted Corvairs Newsletter is published monthly by Corvairs of New Mexico, chartered Chapter #871 of CORSA, the Corvair Society of America. Copyright by the Authors and by Corvairs of New Mexico. Articles may be reprinted in any CORSA publication as a service to CORSA members, provided credit to the Author and this Newsletter is clearly stated. All opinions are those of the Author or Editor and are not necessarily endorsed by Corvairs of New Mexico or CORSA. Material for publication should reach the Editor by the 15th of the month. Send material via e-mail ( jimp @ unm.edu ) or submit a readable manuscript. I prefer ASCII TEXT, but MS Word or RTF are fine. Photographs are welcome. The newsletter is composed using Apple computers. Software includes Mac OS-X, AppleWorks, Photoshop CS, GraphicConverter, BBEdit and InDesign CS. If you care, ask for more details. When I'm 64, I'll get by with a little help from my friends. ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== ======~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~=====~====== =END=