UNM Engineering

R ICHARD J . H EGGEN
Professor Emeritus of Civil Engineering

















CHAPTERS
Consult the Classics
Query the Brits
Seek a Saint
Look for Outriggers
Ask a Native American
Assure that the Island's Not a Whale
Assure that the Island's Not a Turtle
Assure that the Island's Not Another Sea Creature
Light No Fires
Act Literate
Pursue Adventure
Invent
Squander Hours on Matinees, Comics and Video
Rhyme
Mark the Metaphor
Permute
Learn Another Language
Draw It, Sculpt It or Hum It
Obey Archimedes' Law
Address the Rest of the Physics
Look Again
Check for Organic Certification
Mind the Muskeg
Check the Crust
Check if it's an Island Floating on an Island
Waste Away















Knock on Wood
Tango
Waltz
Rock It
Get Rich
Read Pliny
Revel with Royalty
Don't Eat the Apple
Prepare for the Flood
Visit Fisherfolk and Farmers
Stroll
Exclaim "Ne güzel bir yüzen ada!"
Say "Ujuv saar," "Eldoša sala," or "Plaukiojantieji sala."
Seek Mr. Kurtz
Duck When Passing Under Bridges
Avoid the Jaguars
Visit Old MacDonald's Farm
Sidestep the Snakes
Be Wary of Other Creatures
Sail in Two Dimensions
See It It's a Ship
Watch the Island Bob
Sail the Seven Seas
Enjoy the Captain's Yarn
Consult A Vintage Travel Guide for the British Isles
Look Upward
Fly the Flag
Whistle Dixie
Consult a Relator















Cross Over the Bridge
Land an Airplane
Industrialze
Save the Environment
Shiver
Look for a Trashcan
Watch for Kangaroos
If in New York, Don't Expect to See the Empire State Building
Remember the Maine
Recreate
Forecast
Avoid Swimming Under It
Picnic
Punch a Hole and Drop a Line
Dwell
Power Up
Dock
Anchor
Slumber
Enter Utopia
Model It
Tow it
Lose It
Replace It
Greet the Locals with "Dia Duit," not "Olá"
Levitate It
Attack
Die
Eat It





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Richard J. Heggen
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