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R ICHARD J . H EGGEN
Professor Emeritus of Civil Engineering















CHAPTERS
Consult the Classics
Query the Brits
Seek a Saint
Look for Outriggers
Ask a Native American
Assure that the Island's Not a Whale
Assure that the Island's Not a Turtle
Assure that the Island's Not Another Sea Creature
Act Literate
Pursue Adventure
Invent
Squander Hours on Matinees, Comics and Video Games
Rhyme
Mark the Metaphor
Draw It, Sculpt It or Hum It
Obey Archemede's Law
Address the Rest of the Physics
Look Again
Check for Organic Certification
Check the Crust
Check if It's an Island Floating on an Island
Waste Away
Knock on Wood
Tango
Waltz
Rock It
Read Pliny
Revel with Royalty
Don't Eat the Apple
Prepare for the Flood
Visit Fishermen and Farmers















Stroll
Duck When Passing Under Bridges
Avoid the Jaguars
Visit Old MacDonald's Farm
Be Wary of Other Creatures
See If It's a Ship
Watch the Island Bob
Sail the Seven Seas
Enjoy the Captain's Yarn
Consult a Vintage Travel Guide for the British Isles
Fly the Flag
Whistle Dixie
Consult a Relator
Cross Over the Bridge
Land an Airplane
Save the Environment
Shiver
Look for a Trashcan
Watch for Kangaroos
When in New York, Don't Expect to See the Empire State Building
Recreate
Avoid Swimming Under It
Picnic
Punch a Hole and Drop a Line
Dwell
Power Up
Dock
Tow it
Lose It
Levitate It
Attack It
Eat It



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Richard J. Heggen
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Corvallis, OR 97330
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