Here are just a handful of the hundred's of freakos I've written.

 

	7. I like to ask joggers if they need a ride somewhere.
	12. Heck yeah I like to dance, that is if my partner likes corn.
	23. When I grow up, I'm going to start a radio station that only plays "La Bamba".
	75. There's nothing more exhilarating than throwing a single square of toilet paper into the toilet, and then just annihilating it with urine.
	117. There is nothing more fun than throwing cereal off the top of tall buildings.
	125. I heard that if a man gets too strong, he can have babies.
	165. I don't think people should be judged by the color of their skin.   They should be judged by a judge.
	170. If there's one thing wrong with society, it's hooked on phonics.
	220. "People are like a box of chocolates, yum." - Forest Dahmer
	230. When I first heard that they were putting wings on a maxi, I just thought to myself "No way! Wings on a maxi?"
	301. If there's one thing I can do, it's freeze the crap out of water.