Averting A Possible Family Disaster

Morrowville, Kansas

Fall 1929

Our final family residence while living in Morrowville was in the west-central side of town, across the street from the Vern Darby family. The Darbys were good friends. Mrs. Darby was our piano teacher; Vern was postmaster in town so he had a good government job; Bob and Clara were their children, a few years older than Charlotte and I. We were in the third and second grades in school that fall.

 Dad had kept chickens to keep us supplied with eggs and chicken dinners "every Sunday". We kids went after the thighs and legs, but Dad's favorite piece was the neck. You would be surprised how he could go after that piece of chicken! And how much noise he could make sucking each neck bone clean of eatable material! Wow! That eating style was his fashion and he enjoyed it.

In the summer of '29, Dad bought a couple of baby pigs. His plan was to add pork to the family menu and that part worked out as planned. He built a fence along one side of the barn that stood back near the alley and the outhouse (a 2-holer). The pen was small, just large enough to contain two little porkers. They were cute AND they were always hungry. They were fed corn on the cob and scraps from our dining table, but it was never enough to satisfy their raging hunger. The fence was close-meshed at the bottom and staked into the ground so the little rascals couldn't root their way under the fence and get away from us. Higher up on the fence, the wires were further apart so they could get their snouts through the mesh.

One Saturday morning the old red roster flew the coop and threatened to leave the state. Dad called us three kids to help catch him. Charlotte, James and I responded to his call. The four of us were closing in on that early morning riser as he raced back and forth along the pig pen fence.

Arms wide spread, we were about to catch him when he made a desperation move: He stuck his head and neck through the pig pen fence to get away from us. That was his undoing.

The two hungry pigs had been watching all the action from inside their fence. When that rooster's head suddenly presented itself to the hungry pigs, one of them made a lightning move and bit that rooster's head right off! CHOMP!!

Well, we couldn't believe our eyes. There was a headless rooster flopping around on the ground, and inside the pen the pig ran to a corner of the fence and was enjoying his tasty snack! What an unbelievable sight!

Well--what to do. First, get that chicken ready for Sunday dinner tomorrow. The only problem was Dad would have no chicken neck to chew on for that meal.

Another more important consequence of that event was that Dad decided to butcher those two piggies immediately. They were half-grown and would make wonderful pork chops.

The reason for Dad's quick decision and why he must act right away: What if one of us children had stuck an arm through the pig fence for some reason? Yeah, what then???

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 My First Experience at Parachuting

I was seven years old in Morrowville KS in 1929. We had a small barn in our back yard that served as a garage and storage shed. The hayloft had a large door from which you could look out over an alley. You could also put hay up there but we had no use for hay then.

I got the idea it would be great fun to jump out of that window and land on a pile of grass. A second look gave me the idea I might land too hard and hurt myself. I piled the grass higher and took another look. I thought: Maybe I should get something to slow my speed downward. It was about 12 feet.

"Ah-ha" says I. I'll use an umbrella and I know exactly where one is!

Umbrella in hand, crouched, poised, contemplating..... waiting.... waiting.... Finally, out I went. BOOM! The umbrella was a failure; the hay did not help. I landed in a crumpled heap.

Conclusion: Parachuting with an umbrella was not a good idea.

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My Xylophone and Early Band Experiences

Beattie KS 1932-1935

 

This story actually begins in Morrowville KS when I was five or six years old. Daddy had worked for a couple of summers in the early '20s with a Chautauqua Ten Show. It would give us some introduction to theater, stand-up comedy, and music solos and ensembles. So when the Chautauqua came to Washington KS, county seat of Washington County, he loaded us all up in our old Whippet and we drove over to see the show on a summer evening. I remember the comics and parts of the drama, but I was moved most by a young man playing on the marimba. He used four sticks and I was blown away by the glorious sound! Never had I heard anything musical that moved me so. On the way back to Morrowville after the show, I announced to Mama and Daddy that that was the instrument I wanted to play. I can still remember the setting: Mama and Dad were in the front seat with baby Benny Bob, Charlotte and little boy (2) James were in the back with me.

Charlotte and I had been taking piano for a year or so with Miss Graham and Mrs. Darby, so we both were beginners in music.

Now, on to Beattie (say "BAY-tee").

There was not school or community band in Beattie, so the American Legion, of which Daddy was a leading member, offered to pay the salaries of two music teachers to get a band started. Mr. Nelson Inglesbee taught brass and percussion; Mr. Glen Wood taught woodwinds. There were no oboes or bassoons. Dad had bought me a xylophone from one of the music stores in Marysville for $16, and he had ordered a metal clarinet from Sears and Roebuck for Charlotte. It likely cost $23 or so.) We took private or group lessons every Saturday morning and then had a full band rehearsal just before noon. It must have been pretty awful, but we were having fun. We played only marches, as I recall, and most of them were in the old Bennet Band Book I. "Activity" was the first march in the book and we played it lots; but "Military Escort" was on page 5 and it was our favorite. I played the oboe part on my xylophone for concerts, but when we marched I played the cymbals.

We provided our own uniforms: white shirts and white pants for the boys, white blouses and white skirts for the girls. Our folks prepared a red strip of cloth for each of us for sashes around the waist. When we did play, it was mostly for an occasional concert in the bandstand in our park. The old Opera House basement was our rehearsal area. We did play out of town from time to time for what the city fathers called "Booster Trips". We'd go to neighboring towns to show them how much better we were than they. The band was small. I'd estimate 20 at the most. We had an imported drum major, a teenager who came over with our directors from Marysville. We did indeed think we were something else!

Beyond the band work, Daddy and I worked up a dandy lecture-and-entertainment program that we presented to rural school PTA meetings in the surrounding area. Dad would accompany my xylophone solo on the piano, and then he'd give a talk about almost anything, mostly topics of interest to farm folk. He told farmer jokes and we were a big hit, usually getting invitations back the following year.

My favorite piece was "Valse Bleu" which had been one of my Mama's piano pieces when she took lessons in Salina KS. It was an easy piece but I added little flourishes to make it more interesting. I can still play it; daughter Susan is now my accompanist. Another favorite was the Trio of "Stars and Stripes Forever". I played it fast with glissandos inserted in appropriate places. It was a big hit!

My most prestigious performance was for the 8th Grade County Graduation ceremony in Marysville, county seat of Marshall County. I was a 7th grader then, 12 years old, playing for all the 8th graders in the county. The auditorium was full. What a good feeling to hear all that applause!

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A Terrible Tragedy for a 5th-Grade Boy

April 1932, Beattie KS

 

Paul Mason was a classmate and we were good friends. His dog had a litter of pups and when they were about 6 months old, he gave me one that was totally black. Such a happy, friendly little playmate. I was thrilled with the gift. I named him "Blackie".

The pup slept in a box with an old blanket for a while, then I decided to build him a small dog house. I would use an old orange crate, cover the openings in the side with thin boards, leave the front end open so he could get in and out, and nail a roof on it.

I was working on it down in the basement of our big house, making good progress. It was in the early evening hours. I was hammering on the roof . . . and the puppy was inside the box. I wanted him nearby, of course.

Then the accident happened. I was hammering hard to make the roof secure when my hammer went through the roof and SLAMMED the pup in the head! Oh, MY! What have I done?

The pup was crying. He was in terrible pain. I was carrying him around the basement, petting him, trying to sooth him. His head became frighteningly swollen within 30 minutes or so. Dad was there trying to help.

Blackie finally calmed down and I was able to leave him in his box. Daddy said, "We'll check him first thing in the morning to see how he's doing." Okay.

You could hear the whimpering from time to time throughout the night. My heart was being torn apart.

Early the next morning I went to the basement to check. It was a never-to-be-forgotten sight: His head was even more swollen and he could not quit whimpering. No position was comfortable my little dog.

Daddy said, "We cannot leave him like this. He is in such pain. Bring the doggie and come with me."

We went outside and through the garage where Daddy picked up an old ax handle and a spade. Out behind the garage, next to the alley, Dad was on his knees, convincing me quietly that we must "put the puppy to sleep so it would not be in any pain." He explained the puppy would feel no pain; it would not know what hit it. I accepted the verdict and watched, hiding tears.

One swift blow to the back of the head ended it all. We buried the little doggie there in the edge of the garden. Blackie was gone - - my carelessness had done it to him.

Some years latter, Daddy told us why he did not like having pet animals around. He would get so attached to his pets, always dogs, and they would die and leave him heart-broken. He left that message with me. Our family dogs and cats were always the property, the responsibility, of one of my brothers or sisters. After Blackie, I never owned another dog.

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My Hero: Grampa Charles Elmer Galley

1927 - 1935+

He was my Mother's father and he lived with my Grandma on a 160-acre farm east of Osborne. He was a big man with a burly mustache and a deep growly voice. He had a great chuckle -- I can hear it yet -- something like a John Deere tractor trying to get started. He was a big tease with all his grandchildren. We went to visit the farm every summer and at a few Christmas times. I recall asking my Dad once when I was quite small if he knew any giants. "Well," he answered, "your Grampa Galley is a giant." Of course.

I don't remember this story but my mother told me about it years later. As I said, Grampa was a big tease, words complete with little pokes and nudges. I must have been very young, but he was teasing me to the boiling point when I turned on him and said "GRAMPA! DAMN YOU!!" Grampa nearly rolled on the floor he laughed so hard. My parents were both chagrined, I'm sure, because they had taught us kids NEVER to use swear words. We couldn't even say "darn" or "Gosh". Can you believe that?! Even "doggone" was forbidden because it was merely a substitute for "G__ d___". Grampa thought it was completely hilarious that their little boy had any words like that in his vocabulary.

Grampa was addicted to chewing tobacco. It was always Beechnut and it came in a little packet that he kept in his left hip pocket. His body smelled like that tobacco and I loved the aroma. Well, one day when I was following Grampa around the bard yard, he took out a big chaw of those leaves and threw the empty bag off into a ditch. I snuck off over there and retrieved that bag, smelled that wonderful aroma in it and decided I'd try a leaf that was still in the bottom of the bag. I put that leaf on my tongue for a taste, and I couldn't get it out of my mouth fast enough. It was burning a hole right through my tongue, and the burning didn't go away for several minutes. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, "Boy, my Grampa is something else! He can take a whole wad of that stuff and keep it in his mouth forever!" That's my hero, thought I.

Hero worship

I had been named after my two grandfathers: David Richard McGuire and Charles Elmer Galley. It turned out to be: David Charles. My paternal grandfather died back around 1908, so of course I never got to know him. My Dad talked about him occasionally but not a lot. His death was a terrible time in their family life. They lived on 160 acres and his Mother had had 14 children, 3 of whom died at birth or early childhood. I'm not sure what caused the death of David R. but it was appendicitis that took Dad's favorite brother at his age 23. Kosciosko, who was called our Uncle Kossy, was musical like Dad was and they were in the family household at the same time. He was a few years older.

My Grandfather McGuire had been a leader in his country church and was a member of the school board. He was a community-minded person and my Dad got most of his traits from him. Anyway, that grandfather was out of the picture as far as being a hero for me.

Grampa Galley was a flesh-and-blood hero, so when I got back to school that fall in the third grade, I changed my name to give greater honor to my idol: I became "David Charles Elmer McGuire"!! and that's how I signed all the papers I turned in to Miss Lohmeyer, my teacher. I heard no objections from my folks for the name change. As a matter of fact, Mama thought it was a neat idea.

Grampa's Shotgun

My introduction to the weapon came one summer evening, just after dark, when we were visiting the farm. We were all in the old farmhouse when Grampa came in from the barnyard and announced, "Willis! (that was my Dad) Come on out here with me. I think there's a skunk getting into my chickens!" He did not yell -- I never heard him yell ever -- but he was moving a little faster than usual and I can see him now reaching up over the kitchen door to get the gun. He and Dad hurried out the kitchen door and I was going to follow to get in on the action. I was 9 or 10 then. Grampa turned and said, "You kids must stay in the house. We don't want anyone to get hurt!"

We couldn't follow them but we sure could keep our noses pressed into the screen of the kitchen door, waiting to hear the shot and watching out toward the chicken house.

In about 10 minutes they were back in the house reporting all was well. They did not see a skunk or anything but chickens. But they did get the door closed on the hen house so no predator would invade.

February 1987 (Scene change here): Katherine and I were on a post-retirement trip through KS and CO, and Osborne was one of the overnight stops. We visited the farm so Katherine could see it. My cousin Clyde Noffsinger had been operating the farm ever since Grampa died in about 1949. He took me on a tour of the old place and I recalled climbing in the hayloft, climbing up the silo, and seeing the chicken house. Then the shotgun "Moment of high excitement" came to memory. After telling Clyde the story, I asked innocently enough, "What ever happened to that old gun?"

He answered, "It's in the upstairs bedroom of the old house. Do you want it?"

(DO I WANT IT! I said to myself, barely able to contain my enthusiasm.) I calmly inquired, "Does anyone else want it?" I held my breath until he answered "No... It's yours." IT'S MINE!!

It was right where he said it was and I was glowing when it got into my hands. It hadn't been fired in years and the barrels were filled with wasp nests. It was a 12-gauge double barrel with a "Genuine Damascus" set of barrels! Damascus steel was originally invented in the Holy Land centuries ago and was of super quality. That particular steel barrel was the best you could get for a shotgun in 1850.

On a trip later that year (1987), Katherine and I were in Toledo OH and in the City Library where we found information on the old gun. It had been made by the Colt Firearms Company in 1894, which was about the time Grampa and Grandma got married and moved from Ohio to Kansas for their lives on the farm. It was obvious that some of the parts, if not all, had been hand made. It came apart in three pieces and I had great sport cleaning it, preparing to show it off. A local authority warned me that it should not be fired ever again because the nature of the Damascus steel could not stand the pressure of today's shotgun shell loads.

The old gun now leans against our living room wall with a photo of Grampa and his family right above.

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Being A Stand-Up Rider on A Circus Horse

Beattie, KS Summer 1934

We kids were all excited about the announcement that a circus was coming to our little town. Beattie must have had a total population of around 350, a small village, and the entertainment usually went around us and on to larger towns or cities. This was not a large circus, had only one rather large tent, and they had quite a collection of animals for us to watch while the trainers put them through their antics.

It must not have cost much or we kids would not have been there; either that or perhaps they let kids in free. Can’t remember.

The last act in the show was to have volunteer kids come out of the stands and ride standing up on a horse’s back while the horse trotted around in a circle. I was one of the volunteers. Normally I wouldn’t volunteer for much of anything, but this time I did raise my hand enthusiastically. When the trainer said, "I’ll take you – and --- you - and you..." signaling to raised hands, he pointed to me and three or four other boys to come on down. We hopped down out of the bleachers and stood in line for our turn.

Here's how the rigging was assembled: A long wooden pole, perhaps 10 feet long, was securely suspended from the roof of the tent by a chain on a swivel bolted through the middle of the pole. A long rope was hanging down from each end of the pole. The end of one rope was snapped onto a harness that went around our chest and shoulders, looped through another swivel and hooked to the back of the harness. The second rope swung down and was in the hands of the trainer. It worked as a safeguard against our falling off the horse.

The trainer pulled down on his rope and lifted us off the ground into a stand-up position atop the horse. Then we were ready to go. "Hang on!" said the trainer.

To stand on the platform (pad), we were handed a set of reins to hold that were fastened to the bridle (head harness) of the horse. When all was ready, the horse trotted around in a large circle and we would try to keep balanced and hold our footing. As the horse was moving we tried to stay upright, standing on the small pad. Truth is, we probably could have performed very well at it if the trainer hadn't kept putting on his end of the rope to make us bounce up and down, trying to regain our footing.

It was a real crowd-pleaser! People were yelling and screaming when they thought we were about to fall, and it got real humorous for them watching us try to stay on the horse when often we were suspended in mid-air, kicking. The trainer was really playing a trick on us, and that added to the humor of the event.

I guess I'd made a couple of circles, bouncing up and down all the way, when I decided I would play a trick on the trainer. That was to wrap my legs around the horse's neck on one of those downward swings, and hold tight so the trainer could not pull me up into the air again.

I got a special applause from the crowd by turning the tables on the trainer. He then brought me into a safe landing after the wild ride.

 

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Catching Baby Rabbits and MORE on the Galley Family Farm

Summer 1933

I was about 11 years old that summer when we went for our annual vacation to Grandpa Galley's farm. It was hay-mowing time and Daddy had volunteered to ride the 2-horse-drawn hay cutter. It had a sickle bar about 8 feet long and he drove round and round the field cutting the alfalfa. The field was not terribly large, probably about 15 acres, and it lay in a low place just down below the barnyard. Cottonwood trees grew around it, here and there.

Charlotte was not with us, as I remember, but James and Benny Bob were with me. We went to watch. Dad had made a couple of rounds. We were staying clear of that sickle bar, for sure. All of a sudden a baby cottontail jumped out of the grass and ran across the mowed area. We three boys gave chase and caught it. Hey! (I mean "hay"!) This was going to be great sport!

It must have been Grandpa who brought us a rather large cardboard box to put the little bunnies in and we went after that task. We caught several. They were so cute running and jumping over, into, around and under each other. We'd catch one and pet it for a while then put it in the box.

This fun activity went on for at least an hour and we had a whole bunch of bunnies in the box. I have no idea how many, but lots of 'em. Great sport!

Then I heard a little rabbit let out a cry for its mama. The sound was much like a baby goat -- sort of bleating and pitiful. The sound was coming from a clump of grass on the other side of a barbed wire fence that circled the field. I hurried through the fence and the bunny cried out again. I didn't look to see exactly where the little critter was; I just made a big GRAB in the grass with both hands. I got it!

But you can't guess what I came up with. It was a big bull snake! It had the baby rabbit in its mouth!

Do I need to tell you I dropped that snake like a hot potato and jumped back out of its reach? The little rabbit came out of the snake's mouth and ran free across the road, and I skeedaddled back over the fence as fast as I could move.

Everyone had fun telling that story, especially me.

We knew, of course, that it was difficult to keep baby rabbits alive in captivity. After a few hours of playing with them we turned them loose near the alfalfa fields, so they could run free and grow up to be mama and papa rabbits.

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A Summer on Grandpa's Farm

1936

Grandpa and Grandma Galley moved out to that homesteaded farm in the 1890's and broke the ground for the first time. It had all be untouched native land before the settlers arrived. My Dad's parents had settled on a similar farm about 20 miles south of Osborne KS, a mile or two north of Lucas KS. That was the way people moved westward and occupied the untamed country and made a living for their families, most of which were quite large.

There were 14 children born in my Dad's family, but there were only in five in the Galley family. Uncle Frank was the oldest and the only boy. He grew up and became a veterinarian in Washington and the Clay Center KS. The second child was my Aunt Edna, who married Charles Campbell and lived in Maywood IL, a suburb of Chicago.

Next in line was Eunice Belle, our Mother, who was born in 1893. Then came Aunt Ruth and finally Aunt Anna. Anna married Bill Vaughan and they lived in Tennessee with daughters Elizabeth and Anna May. Both daughters are still living as I write this story (Feb. 2001).

I didn't stay with Grandpa and Grandma that summer in 1936, but I did see them quite often. I stayed with Aunt Ruth and Uncle Lyle Noffsinger in the "new" house on the farm. Grandpa had built that house in the late '20s and had lived in it for a while then turned it over to the Noffsingers and lived in the old house. The new house was about 200 yards west of the old one that had been built in the 1880's.

The Noffsinger family had as many kids as we did -- actually one more. Clyde was the oldest. He was about 2 years older than I was. Then came Marjorie, Dorothy, Wayne, Marietta Belle, Lyle Carolyn, and Clifford. Clifford was a babe in diapers that summer. We all spent on the large screened porch playing with each other and the baby. Clyde and I slept together in one of the 4 bedrooms.

Aunt Ruth was a wonderful cook and a sweet, sweet lady. Unlimited patience. Unlimited energy. I played some that summer, but mostly I remember working with Aunt Ruth in the garden. She had a monster of a garden, and this was in the Dust Bowl Days so we had to carry tubs and tubs full of water to keep the plants alive. Most of our food came from that garden and from the chicken coop. The water had to be pumped from the well by hand and that became WORK!

Uncle Frank was not the worker Aunt Ruth was. He was a "manager" and kept busy with something out of sight, mostly, from me. I remember one time when I was trying to get Clyde to go fishing with me down on the Solomon River, a small stream that ran near Grandpa's farm. We could walk down there. Uncle Lyle teased me about being a "city dude" wanting to play all the time. Clyde never did take me fishing because he had to work in the corn field. He was good with the team of horses -- old Pete and Jill -- and just couldn't take the time.

Next summer, our Daddy took us fishing on the Solomon where we went fishing by hand. The water was muddy, as most streams in Kansas were, and you'd wade into the stream slowly, feeling along the edge of the water for carp or catfish. I don't remember catching any fish myself, but Dad did. One time when James was about 5, he went fishing with us. Daddy positioned him in a shallow part of the stream between two deeper holes. His task was not to catch the fish but to keep them from swimming upstream into the other deep hole. Well, James was squatting there doing his job when a big old carp came roaring upstream right between his legs, turning the kid upside down in the water. You never ever heard such loud screaming from a boy! You could have heard him all the way into Osborne. You'd-a thought he was being killed! The old fish went on his merry way, and eventually James got calmed down.

Back to 1936. I was 13 then and enjoyed working and playing with Marjorie and Dorothy, primarily. Wayne was a little young for me then, as were the other children. But the three of us worked hard for Aunt Ruth in the early evening on her watering chores. We all got very well acquainted.

Finally it came time for me to leave and go back home to Barnes. Uncle Lyle wanted me to stay and help Aunt Ruth. He offered me "a quarter a day" to keep on the job. Boy, that was a lot of money then and I was sorely tempted but declined the offer. I think I was getting a little homesick by then anyway. I don't remember how I got back to Barnes but I did not hitchhike!

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Snowy-Day Winter Fun in Beattie and Barnes

1935 to 1938

 

It started when we lived in Beattie and carried over into the Barnes period. It was Daddy's idea. When the snow got good and packed on a wintry Saturday, we'd hook our sleds up in a train behind our trusty Oldsmobile and he would tow us slowly around our small town streets. No worry about any traffic in those days. I think he would travel at not more than 5 to 10 MPH but it felt like we were going sixty.

 

The lead sled was attached to the car bumper with a 15-20 foot length of rope. The other sleds in the train were tied in line by shorter, lighter pieces of rope. We kids would be one or two on each sled, holding onto the sled and each other for dear life, yelling and screaming as we bounced along. When we were doubled we would sit, the one behind holding tight to the one in front; single on a sled, we'd be flat down on bellies.

 

In very recent years, I'd say around 1985 or so, our daughter Susan was interviewed for the Denton Record-Chronicle newspaper. It was a Fathers' Day issue and folks were talking about their fathers to the writer. Susan spoke very complimentarily about her Dad (me) and used the phrase "kid-oriented" in her description. That phrase described Willis McGuire, who always had something in mind to do with us kids and our neighborhood friends. Swings, chinning bars, kites, fishing, hikes, yard games, etc. He had the ideas and made them work. I guess I inherited that trait from him.

 

Well, the McGuire snow train idea met with some opposition from neighbor ladies in Barnes, and before too many more trips around the village a halt was called to that activity. "TOO DANGEROUS!" the ladies claimed, and for a Preacher to be perpetrating that kind of activity was just not acceptable.

 

Ah, well - - so much for good old-fashioned fun.

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My Maiden Flight In an Airplane

August 1934

Our whole family of eight loaded up one late afternoon and drove to Axtell KS to have some fun at the Carnival. Carnivals consisted of a few rides (usually a Ferris wheel and merry-go-round), 3 or 4 sideshows (like "See the heaviest man in the world" or "See the lady with a baby growing out from the middle of her stomach"), and 3 or 4 food stands. We never had much money to spend so we picked and chose carefully to make our money go for the most fun.

Another activity we pursued at carnivals was looking for Wrigley gum wrappers that folks had thrown away on the ground. You could send in a number of wrappers and get prizes from the Wrigley Company in Chicago.

Seems like we spent an awful lot of time looking down as we walked around the grounds. Benny Bob was a real hawk at this activity. He came up with more things to put in his pocket. He was about 7 years old then.

It wasn't at this carnival but at another one a couple of years later that I had an interesting experience with my friend Vic Roper. We were just walking around and talking not spending any money at a Barnes carnival when I spotted a small tin box on the ground. Oh, yeah. There were lots of interesting things to find if you just kept looking down while you walked. Well, this little tin box held a number of strange-looking rubber loops, something I'd never ever seen before. I opened the box and showed it to Vic, and can you believe it: he grabbed that box out of my hands without even asking permission and stuck it in his pocket. I asked, "What's going on, Vic? Those are mine." He replied, "You don't want to know about this and I am not going to tell you." I didn't put up a fight over it. I knew I didn't have any use for it.

Not too many years later I learned what that little box contained. It was a box of condoms! Well you see, I was the local Methodist preacher's kid and Vic was not going to be the one to tell me about those rubbers. Not at all.

Many years later, about 1985, Vic and I got re-acquainted after years and years of separation. And I had my chance to chide him for delaying my sex education! We had fun discussing that in the presence of our wives, Katherine and Alice.

Back to the Axtell carnival in 1934.

At the edge of the carnival grounds there was a pasture. An airplane was out there warming its engine. We all hurried over there to see it. The plane had made no flights yet, but it was exciting to examine from a distance, since we'd never ever been that close to a real plane before. Remember that this was back in 1934 and there just weren't many airplanes in the world then. Very few airports. No jet planes at all. Our plane in Axtell was a single propeller job that would carry four people: the pilot and three passengers.

The pilot strolled over to the crowd of, I'd say, about 100 people, and said, "Would any of you children like to take a ride?" We couldn't believe our ears, when he added, "It will be free. Won't cost you a cent!" Charlotte and I took one quick look at each other and our hands shot into the air immediately. The pilot pointed to us to "Come on", and with another kid we boarded the plane. Wow! Were we excited! Charlotte was about 13 and I was 12.

We fastened seat belts (they had them in planes but not in cars in those days) and the plane was taxied over to the take-off strip of the pasture. There was no runway there, just a flat area in the grassy field. Preparing to take off, the pilot roared the engine. The plane was a single wing Boeing. Charlotte and I kept looking at each other and grinning. We couldn't believe our good fortune.

Off we went on a bumpy ride, roaring into the blue for a smooth ride. We got up to about 200 yards in the sky and I looked out my window and saw a farmer down below just getting ready to milk his cow. He had a 1-legged stool in one hand and a bucket in the other. He was looking up at us when I stuck my arm out the window to wave. Big mistake! We waved to each other and then I had trouble getting my arm back in the window. I had never traveled at that speed before and the wind would not let go of my arm. Daddy had never driven our car that fast and I had not idea about wind speed. I'll tell you, there was no more thrusting my arm out of that plane window!

We circled around the countryside for a few minutes. Charlotte and I had never been up in the air so high before. Our highest elevation ever was when we climbed the water tower in Barnes. It was 100 feet high and that height nearly scared us to death because we had a fear of falling off the steps of the tower. We had no fear of falling in the plane.

It was great sport looking down at the carnival grounds and seeing our family and other people all waving to us. We waved back -- through the plane window, which was made of isinglass (no plastics in this world yet).

The landing was rough and bumpy but fairly smooth. Once down you better believe we had fun telling everyone about how it was to be so high in the sky that "all the uncles looked like aunts!" (ants) !?!?

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Our Huge, Wonderful Home in Beattie, Kansas

Summer 1930 - Summer 1935

Most of the houses we lived in as children can generally be described as "6 rooms with a path" (the path leading to the outdoor toilet). But not Mr. McReynolds's house in Beattie (say "BAY-tee"). It was a mansion. 18 rooms on four levels, plus an attic and a basement, plus indoor plumbing! Mother was usually overjoyed to have lots of space and facilities indoors. We loved it too, us kids; and we'd roam and play all over the house and yard.

Daddy was the principal of the public school (there was also a Catholic school that had students through 8th grade). The public school went from first through senior high. Dad's salary was $250.00 a month, which was pretty good for those days, and I think the amount must have remained at that point all through our years in Beattie. 1935 was right in mid-Depression and the School Board was going to have to lower the salary for lack of tax funds. Daddy had been wanting to make a career change. He had been doing some substitute preaching when area pastors were on leave from their charges. He knew we would take a cut in salary in the ministry, but the church would give us a parsonage to live in so he thought we could make a go of it. Besides, there was a Mr. Farrar that had been following Dad in his school jobs and twice before had offered to take the principal jobs from Dad by accepting a lower salary. Mr. Farrar, the rat, had taken Dad's job at Morrowville, and I think he must have also been a factor in the previous school system in Luray KS. The Farrars had no children.

Back to the mansion.

The rental arrangement we had with Mr. McReynolds was that he would continue to live in one room of the house. Mr. M. must have been in his 80's or even 90's. He seemed awfully old to us kids. He was short, thin and bearded and walked with a limp; and he would have breakfast with us every day. When the food was ready in the kitchen, one of us kids would be sent to knock on his door and announce, "Breakfast is ready, Mr. McReynolds" and he would come limping slowly down the short flight of stairs to floor level and food. He was a quiet man and seemed to enjoy our meal chatter. He owned and operated the only drug store in town, and after the meal he would walk slowly the 2 blocks down to Main Street and open his business. We usually would not see him again until next morning. We did share the only bathroom in the house, but he did not use it much.

The "mansion" was solidly built, probably just after the turn of the century. Native limestone blocks, perhaps 10"x14" by 5 feet long. Monsters. They formed the foundation and the lower 15-foot-high walls of the house. Above the stone was the usual white wooden siding (there are photos available). The woodwork interior was classic. Beautiful, including the stair steps, banisters and railing. The stairway zigzagged around a large square opening in the center of the house extending from the first floor up to the 4th. It was a great area to scream and yell in, and we had great sport throwing balls or whatever up and down to each other. Using handkerchiefs or larger pieces of cloth, we parachuted all kinds of dolls and toy soldiers down from the top floor. Great fun, especially on winter weekends.

One of my regular chores was to dust, with a lightly oiled cloth, the woodwork on all the stairs. I seem to remember that there were 8 steps from the first floor along the north wall up to the second floor landing. Then 16 steps turned left and upward to the third level hallway along the south wall, connecting the two large bedrooms (one for the boys and one for the girls, more or less). Then there was another left and up another 10 steps on the east wall to the fourth floor landing. There were two bedrooms and a bath on the fourth floor that we rarely used. The water was not working in that bathroom. The two large bedrooms were on the third floor. The second floor had the front entrance to the street, and you entered into a hallway with the music room on the right, and on into the living room (a large one). Then on westward down the hall to THE bathroom and to Mr. McReynolds' quarters. The first floor exit had a door into the back yard from the large kitchen. On the other end of the downstairs hallway was the formal dining room.

A large attic was above all that. The only time I recall being up there is when I was helping Daddy mover our salt pork hams up there to cure.

Then there was a spacious basement of 3 rooms. One was for storage, and we had an extra bed in there for emergency use. The middle room was the furnace--it burned wood and coal when we moved into the house but for the second winter Mr. McReynolds had the stove converted to burn natural gas (how nice of him!). The west room was the water supply and laundry room. Talk about fancy! There was a large round water storage tank there and we would pump water out of our outdoor well into that tank. Daddy did most of the pumping, but Charlotte and I, maybe even James, took a hand to pushing that pump handle back and forth to move the water from our well into the house tank. There was, of course, no city water system in Beattie.

In the kitchen Mother had a wood range and later a kerosene cooking stove for use especially in the summertime. The south windows in the kitchen let in lots of sunlight. We had an icebox (no refrigerator yet) and ice was delivered to our door. We had a sign to stick in our front window to let the iceman know how much ice we needed that day. The ice truck was horse-drawn over the graveled streets of town--no curbs and no pavement yet, but we did have cement sidewalks over most of the walkways.

We got our mild from Alex Eckert, the Methodist minister who lived across the street and north of the church that was just across the street from our house. Alex and Daddy were good friends and he kept a cow on a vacant lot back of the parsonage. It was often my job to go about every other day with a quarter to pick up a half gallon of milk in a glass jug. "Be careful! Don't drop it" I heard often.

I'm guessing that the population of Beattie must have been around 350. Our largest business, on the edge of town, was the McMahan (say "mac-MAN") Poultry Processing Plant. Farmers would bring in wagonloads of chickens, and workers at the plant had a genuine assembly line to prepare the birds for the meat markets. Otherwise in town, on Main Street, we had two groceries, a furniture store, a hardware store and a First State Bank. I likely would not have remembered the bank because we didn't do much business with money, but I remember vividly about the suicide of Mr. Miller when the bank failed. Lots of financial institutions went belly-up in those Depression years. The sheriff found him dead in his car. He had used a garden hose to pipe the carbon monoxide from the tailpipe of his auto into his closed car. His death caused quite a stir in our little village.

Getting back to our very own "mansion", use your imagination now and just think about how much fun it must have been for we six kids to roam around that house and its yard. When we moved there, Charlotte Ruth was 9, I was 8, James Lewis was 5, Benny Bob was 3, and the twins, Shirley Adel and Sheldon Lee, were 1 year old. Shirley was actually older than Sheldon by 20 minutes, and you can't believe how she pulled her rank on her little brother because she was older and knew better what to do!

We all added 5 years to our ages in Beattie and we totally made quite an impression on the new town when we moved to Barnes.

Here are a few short family stories that came from our Beattie period.

On James.

On Shirley.

Another One On Shirley.

On David.

The Russell Cassidy Family.

The Brueninger Family.

My first funeral.

Indian Mound.

 

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A Story on James

The little boy had damaged his hand in some way and was screaming bloody -murder, holding his injured hand with the good one. Daddy bent over him trying to see the hurt and kept saying, "Let me see! Let me see!" James ceased his yelling just long enough to yell, "There's no see to it - it's all dry land!" WA-A-A-A continued immediately. We all laughed.

 

A Story on Shirley

 She was a little spitfire and Mamma was always proud of her for that saying, "That attitude will serve her well later in life." I'm not sure we knew what Mamma meant, but the evidence of self-sufficiency was there when we teased her, or she became angry with us. She would get in our faces and call us bad names like "You big bawoney!" or "You big shut-up!" She knew the latter was never to be used in our household. Neither were we allowed to say "Gosh" or "Darn". On a few occasions our Mother would become so frustrated or mad she would burst out with "Oh Darn!" and when she did that we kids headed for the out-of-doors fast. I think she went upstairs to rest on her bed for a while.

 

Another Story on Shirley

 We kids had a unique way of telling a sibling his/her face was dirty. One would say to the dirty-faced: "Say thirty." The answer: "Thirty." The response: "Your face is dirty."

Well, little Shirley, perhaps three, went into the bathroom and caught Daddy with shaving cream all over his face, preparing to shave. So she said, "Daddy, say thirty." Dad: "Thirty." Shirley, after a pause, realizing his face wasn't actually dirty, said, "You got swiskers on your face!"

 

A Story on David

I do remember that the bathroom was a long way away from our bedroom, terribly inconvenient, especially in the middle of the night. We had "chamber pots" (Sometimes just a gallon tin can with a folded newspaper covering it) which were more convenient but not very desirable. So sometimes when I'd waken and had to go with no delay, in the summertime, I'd go to the screened window and pee right through the screen. It was so available. What a great idea! What a quick relief!

Then one day Daddy happened to notice the yellow stain on the white siding just below the window. Well, I got a scold, but not a whipping (Thanks, Dad). I did revert to proper chamber habits.

I remember only once when Daddy cuffed me. We had a rule: NO SINGING AT THE TABLE. I have no idea why we had that ruling but there it was. So I was singing as we were about to sit for a meal, and he had warned me gently a couple of time that it was time to settle down. But I had one more line to sing and I would be through with the song. Unfortunately, the last line was the title of the song, "Why don't you practice what you preach." And WHOP! - right up the side of my head! I took it like a little man and did not let out a whimper.

 

The Russell Cassidy Family

Russell was president of the school board, a farmer whose farm was out south of town about a mile. Dad and Russell cooperated on several projects that were fun:

1.   Butchering time. They slaughtered half-grown steers and pigs for family fare. What an education for me to watch. And then what fun eating "cracklins" when the pig fat was rendered for lard. We could get a whole year's supply out of one big hog, enough for the two families. The hams we rubbed with curing salt and put up in our attic to finish curing.

2.   Dad and Russell both wanted to play a little golf. Each had only about 3 clubs that included a putter, a driver and an iron of some size. There were no golf courses anywhere in the county, so those two guys made a five-hole golf course out in Cassidy's pasture. There were no greens - not really - just pasture grass but they had fun banging the balls around out there and that's where I got my first taste of golfing. I never did develop a great desire for the game even though in 1946 I took a few lessons from a golf pro in Japan on old Roko-san Course.

 

The Brueninger Family.

 The Brueningers (say "BREN-in-jurs") were farmers too, living another mile down the road south of Cassidy's. They had at least as many kids as we had and most of them were older. The big attraction to their farm was when in the fall it became molasses-making time. They had large fields of sugar cane and they were the only ones for miles around that made a business operation of their produce to make money in those Depression days. Their farm was right on Highway 36 and they set up a stand and sold to passers-by.

The sugar press was a one-horse job. The animal was hitched to a long tree branch and went round and round while the cane was fed into the press and the sweet juice flowed into a large half-barrel. The juice was then taken into the cooking shed and poured into a long (say, 10 feet) rectangular-shaped tank with a fire roaring underneath. I can still remember the wonderful sweet aroma in that shed. And then we were invited to get a clean stick and poke it into the syrup and make one of the most delightful sucker-sticks we ever tasted. Even more than for apples, in the fall we kids always looked excitedly toward molasses-making time.

 

My First Funeral

The Brueningers (say "BREN-in-jurs") had a daughter Rose who was my age, and we were good friends. She had an older brother, David, who was 22 when he suffered a burst appendix. In those days, it meant only one thing: death, and it came quickly. The service was across the street from our house, in the Methodist Church, and my Mamma wanted me to go with her. I did. I'd never seen a dead body before. It was a sad scene, and kinda spooky. Afterward, just outside the door of the church, my Mother leaned up against the porch post and cried, audibly. I'd never seen or heard that from her before. And I can't recall her ever crying in my presence again. I was moved by the great sadness.

 

Indian Mound

Somewhere south of Beattie there was a high, round-topped hill that was known as Indian Mound. We went out there, the whole family occasionally, to look for Indian arrowheads. And by George, I found one! That spurred my interest in collecting those very important little stones. We didn't find any more out at the Mound but my Uncle Bill Vaughn (my Mother's sister Anna's husband) worked on highways in Tennessee. From time to time he would find some arrowheads and send them to me. Such great excitement! His daughter Elizabeth was one of my favorite cousins and I'd usually get a note from her along with the shipment. That was very nice.

My collection had only 15 arrowheads, even though I never stopped trying, casually, to find more. What I did find, years and years later, to add to the collections were three stone hand-axes in the garden area behind our home at 1820 West Oak. Those were added to the collection in about 1968.

When we moved out of the Big House on Oak, I gave each of those historical stone items to my grandchildren. I thought that was a neat idea - and I think they did, too. They each got to choose one, beginning with Molly Francis; and then around again until they were all gone. Joy-Joy missed out on that little ceremony.

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A Bike, A Scooter, and A Sled

A Depression-years Story from Jim

 

 When I first admired the bicycle I was only six years old and unable to ride it as my older sister and brother could. It was a sort-of brownish in color with peeled paint, some rust, no fenders and no other attachments. It probably had a few spokes missing when we first got it and it always seemed to be void enough of them to cause one or both of the wheels to wobble most of the time. The tires seemed always to be so thin they were constantly punctured by sand burrs. Hardware stores sold a "never-leak" designed to seal small leaks but our dad had his own formula for solving the problem. He would mix a small amount, each, of flour and salt with water and pour that solution into the inner-tube's valve stem. It worked for years.

 

Now that bicycle had one other very special feature. It had been broken time and again and welded many times by a kindly mechanic, especially at the front of the horizontal bar. That part of the bike was twice the size of normal and it was a shiny bronzed color, all bumpy and clearly showing the rectangular bars which had been brazed into place to strengthen the horizontal tubing and other broken parts.

 

Until I saved enough money to buy my own bike at the age of sixteen it was the only bike we six kids had. Sure, we had to share a lot and that is a big part of the story. Charlotte and David had the bike to themselves until I learned to ride it in about '33, then Benny Bob learned, then the twins, Shirley and Sheldon. They knew how to ride it well before 1941. That meant, of course, we had to take turns. We even worked out a system with each child having control of the bike one day of the week and we rotated on Sundays. When it was my day for the bicycle I could "allow" a sibling to ride for a designated time then he, or she, would let me have a turn on their day. Sharing became a part of the fun for us and not many squabbles grew out of it.

 

There probably never was a more used or more appreciated bicycle in this country than that old wobbly, oft-broken bike that was called "ours" by the six kids in our family.

 

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The scooter was more of a deluxe machine, as scooters go, than was the bicycle. The tires were hard rubber and about two inches wide. The frame was sturdy and at the rear of the foot platform it had a lever which served as a brake when you stepped down on it. There was also a "stand" which could be rotated around the rear wheel and would hold the machine upright if you were stopped on level ground or sidewalk. I recall I sort of considered the scooter to be my responsibility before I learned to ride the bike.

 

One summer day in about 1934 I looked for the scooter and could not find it -- anywhere. I asked my siblings and neighborhood kids about it but it had totally disappeared. Gradually we gave up the search. About a year later that beloved scooter appeared in our front year. We didn't recognize it at first because it had been covered entirely with red paint. The frame was red, different from the original red, and the black tires and sturdy maple handle were also painted red. The only answer we had for the mystery was the coincidental move out of town by a family, the R's, who had lived two or three blocks north of us.

 

To help bolster that theory, I recalled a sort of show-and-tell story by one of the R children at school several months earlier. She told about her older brother's finding some small white rabbits and painting them red. When her parents told her brother the paint would kill the rabbits he tried to wash it off with kerosene. The kerosene killed the rabbits, she said.

 

This sort of appeared to us to be a couple of attempts to camouflage stolen properties. Then someone in our family recalled that a year or so before the re-appearance of the scooter we had lost five small white rabbits from the only hutch in our back yard. We had just assumed a cat had broken into the pen and taken all of the rabbits the same night, strange as tat would have been. I'm convinced these events were all related and were all brought to light by the R family returning the scooter just before they moved out of town.

 

An addendum by Ben: At some point in the story big brother Dave went to the R home to ask about the small rabbits and perhaps about the scooter, also. He was greeted at the door by Mrs. R who told him in no uncertain terms to "get out of there" and she threw dirty water from a dishpan all over him.

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The sled story ties into the bicycle episode because it was also repaired many by the same friendly local mechanic who told me one day that he just didn't like to see kids have broken toys. I thanked him profusely because he never charged a thing for his work. At least once a winter for four years the sled would get a crumpled runner. It seemed to be the right runner that would get broken along the runner itself, or at one of the braces which held the runner in place. Of course if one brace buckled under it would almost always cause the other brace to buckle on that same side. This happened more than once when someone got "bulldogged" while cruising down a long hill with his stomach flat on the sled.

 

I feel the sled story isn't complete without relating how my taste buds made a lasting mark on the metal frontpiece of the sled. No doubt you realize what's coming already. It was a very cold day and I was gliding down Billy Willis' long back yard when I wondered what that black frame right under my face would taste like. (Cold metal had a peculiar taste, I recall.) I didn't get much of a taste at all. It was more of a bite and I yanked up quickly leaving a pink patch that I could see throughout the next winter. I was eight or nine years old and I knew better than to yell or cry about such a stupid trick. I don't believe I told anyone about the incident for several years.

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