Cat Jokes, ETC  

 

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 What is a cat?
   1)   Cats do what they want.
  2)   They rarely listen to you.
  3)   They're totally unpredictable.
  4)   They whine when they are not happy.
  5)   When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  6)   When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  7)   They expect you to cater for their every whim.
  8)   They're moody.
  9)   They leave hair everywhere.
 10)  They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

   Conclusion:  They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats!!
 
Meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.
 
 
 

Humorous Cat Quotes   
 

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:  music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -
Colonial American Proverb